It stands for Holistic Health Practitioner you shaved monkey.  I'm also a Life Coach as well.  Its important to keep up with the latest trends to get customers 
You're about as much of a valid Life Coach as you are a fitness trainer or an entrepreneur.
Your life is in poverty stricken shambles, you're obese & look like you bypass the gym & go straight to the smoothie counter & all of your business have failed, hence working at a Verizon call center for $10.54hr in your middle age.
Who would hire you to teach them how to be successful & healthy in life?