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MoralMan

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"And on the seventh day God rested"
« on: June 09, 2016, 04:43:08 AM »
So in days 1-6 God made the heavens and sea and sky and what have you. Then this is what gets me, it says "On the seventh day God rested."
Now is nt  God this perfect, omnipotent being, who is eternal? Why did he rest? Surely some perfect being doesn't need to rest? To say he rested suggests he is somehow even partly mortal as things need to rest when their mind and muscles are tired, hence need to recuperate.
Well?
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2016, 04:55:35 AM »
It has another meaning. It describes his 7000 year plan the last thousand years will be the millennial reign of Christ on Earth.
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2016, 04:56:32 AM »
He was just being a lazy fuck, no need to question his daily activities.
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2016, 05:07:08 AM »
Quote from: MoralMan on June 09, 2016, 04:43:08 AM
So in days 1-6 God made the heavens and sea and sky and what have you. Then this is what gets me, it says "On the seventh day God rested."
Now is nt  God this perfect, omnipotent being, who is eternal? Why did he rest? Surely some perfect being doesn't need to rest? To say he rested suggests he is somehow even partly mortal as things need to rest when their mind and muscles are tired, hence need to recuperate.
Well?
We know that this is incorrect because Ronnie Coleman has never rested.
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Raymondo

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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2016, 05:36:59 AM »
It is just the poetry of the times. What some guy thought sounded cool.
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Kahn.N.Singh

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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2016, 05:42:59 AM »
Quote from: MoralMan on June 09, 2016, 04:43:08 AM
So in days 1-6 God made the heavens and sea and sky and what have you. Then this is what gets me, it says "On the seventh day God rested."
Now is nt  God this perfect, omnipotent being, who is eternal? Why did he rest? Surely some perfect being doesn't need to rest? To say he rested suggests he is somehow even partly mortal as things need to rest when their mind and muscles are tired, hence need to recuperate.
Well?

The muscular exegetes of Getbig Theological Seminary have cracked this vexing conundrum. Their interpretation of the sacred texts directly address your concerns: God didn't rest, he went off the grid.

Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on April 23, 2016, 11:15:18 AM
How the Assbunny led to the Deus Absconditus (or, the God who hides)

Taking a moment to survey His wondrous feats of creation, on the Sixth Day, God made the Assbunny, and, after taking notice of His creature, He decided to hide from this world, instead turning his omnipotence to actualizing other possible worlds, of which this one, because it includes the abominable Assbunny, is not the best. Hence, the all powerful Lord did not rest on the seventh day, he skipped out of town on what became known henceforth as The Ssabbass. And that is how the Assbunny led irrevocably to the Deus Absconditus (Apocrypha 2.i:Anagignoskomena:Versio Tbombzius).
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phreak

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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2016, 05:45:06 AM »
Quote from: Sokolsky on June 09, 2016, 04:56:32 AM
He was just being a lazy fuck, no need to question his daily activities.

God was black. FACT!
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2016, 05:45:23 AM »
He got it done in reps, like in bodybuilding. Clearly you need rest times.
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Tapeworm

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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2016, 05:47:11 AM »
Quote from: phreak on June 09, 2016, 05:45:06 AM
God was black. FACT!

Rested.  Not arrested.
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phreak

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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2016, 05:48:20 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on June 09, 2016, 05:47:11 AM
Rested.  Not arrested.
Probably because he had no father.
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2016, 08:36:49 AM »
Don't see the problem. Following a typical six days on one day off body split
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Yamcha

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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2016, 08:37:42 AM »
that asshole did partial reps with Fridays and Saturdays though.... far too short.
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2016, 08:45:47 AM »
Quote from: MoralMan on June 09, 2016, 04:43:08 AM
So in days 1-6 God made the heavens and sea and sky and what have you. Then this is what gets me, it says "On the seventh day God rested."
Now is nt  God this perfect, omnipotent being, who is eternal? Why did he rest? Surely some perfect being doesn't need to rest? To say he rested suggests he is somehow even partly mortal as things need to rest when their mind and muscles are tired, hence need to recuperate.
Well?

God didn't rest because he was tired. He rested because he was finished.

LOLOL!
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2016, 08:46:36 AM »
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2016, 03:04:54 PM »
God's a f ag.

If he has a problem with this, he can come see Fortress.

I'll bust up his f aggot face.
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2016, 04:39:16 PM »
Quote from: MoralMan on June 09, 2016, 04:43:08 AM
So in days 1-6 God made the heavens and sea and sky and what have you. Then this is what gets me, it says "On the seventh day God rested."
Now is nt  God this perfect, omnipotent being, who is eternal? Why did he rest? Surely some perfect being doesn't need to rest? To say he rested suggests he is somehow even partly mortal as things need to rest when their mind and muscles are tired, hence need to recuperate.
Well?

And on the 8th day
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2016, 05:46:00 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on June 09, 2016, 03:04:54 PM
God's a f ag.

If he has a problem with this, he can come see Fortress.

I'll bust up his f aggot face.

One day it won't matter whether or not you believe.
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2016, 05:48:09 PM »
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2016, 06:21:11 PM »
Quote from: phreak on June 09, 2016, 05:45:06 AM
God was black. FACT!

If God was black, he would have rested 6 days and done very little work on the 7th
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2016, 06:21:53 PM »
God is a fag.
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2016, 06:24:39 PM »
Quote from: FREAKgeek on June 09, 2016, 05:45:23 AM
He got it done in reps, like in bodybuilding. Clearly you need rest times.

I hope he didn't lose his pump by resting an entire day.
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2016, 06:28:31 PM »
Even God puts his feet up and watches football on Sundays.
As he should.
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Tapeworm

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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2016, 09:00:36 PM »
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2016, 09:15:50 PM »
Quote from: phreak on June 09, 2016, 05:45:06 AM
God was black. FACT!


Quote from: Wiggs on June 09, 2016, 08:46:36 AM
IS

As John would say, this would explain His absence during the raising of His son and the fact that no on has seen Him since Mary became pregnant.  You are an embarrassment to humanity, Wiggs.
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Re: "And on the seventh day God rested"
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2016, 04:23:08 AM »
Not even God can gain size without a rest day.
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