Who is the Crustiest member of your gym?

[Never1AShow]

Why are old people so damn crusty.  Look like they are falling apart or drying out.

In honor of Artie Zeller, I will tell a joke he told me at one of Arnold's Cigar Nights:

What tastes good on pie, but bad on pussy?

The answer is in this post.

[Kwon]

Why does semen taste so good on pie, but bad on pussy?

[Chidoman]

[Never1AShow]

The answer is "crust"

2nd Artie Zeller joke:

The dove is the bird of peace, the owl is the bird of wisdom, the eagle is the bird of patriots, what is the bird of love?

[Powerlift66]

The answer is "crust"

2nd Artie Zeller joke:

The dove is the bird of peace, the owl is the bird of wisdom, the eagle is the bird of patriots, what is the bird of love?

Swallow

[Never1AShow]

Swallow

Hahaha exactly.  PIP Artie.  And all you wallflowers and neck beards take a lesson from him.  Have two or three new jokes chambered as ice breakers when you head out to a party or gathering.  Nice and crude are best.

[funk51]

Hahaha exactly.  PIP Artie.  And all you wallflowers and neck beards take a lesson from him.  Have two or three new jokes chambered as ice breakers when you head out to a party or gathering.  Nice and crude are best.

mister neckbeard

[Spike]

Old dude

Drives el Camino

Always wears FBI t-shirt

NEVER wears fckn deodorant

***one day a bunch of women complained to the owner that the old dude , in particular , smelled like onions and the fat dumbass won't confront anyone he proceeds to put up a fckn sign
It read
-always remember to bathe and brush teeth
-be courteous to others
The guy had no idea it was about him and smelled even worse the next month
I left , I was dieting and almost caught a charge on the one 

[NelsonMuntz]

I don't find anyone crust at my gym, if anything it's fairly friendly. I work out most nights between 930-11ish so not alot of people there except a couple chicks, some young guys and one or 2 guys in my age range(40's).

If I have a pet peeve these days it's that some of the younger guys although nice fellas, and I hope they are reading this if they are getbiggers and recognised me is that slamming the weights for no reason is fucking douchey and that our gym is not metroflex.

This goes for the rest of you who slam weights, especially the past several years it used to be the odd douchebags dropping the 100's or clangning a weight stack, now it's throwing the fucking 20's and smashing the weight stack.

and another thing, don't be afraid to lighten up and crack a smile between sets, people think they are fucking battle.

Arnold trained his ass off and joked around at the same time, and I only know 1 Arnold.

Well I guess I am the crusty guy at my gym ^^^^^^^

[_aj_]

Me

[240 is Back]

What tastes good on pie, but bad on pussy?

Dingleberries.

[Kwon]

Why does semen taste so bad on pie, but so good on cock?

[HTexan]

Old always have free time to workout. 

[wes]

I`m about as crusty as they come and also flakier than pie crust.............speaki ng of crust!!   LOL