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Urban Report
« on: June 11, 2016, 03:52:12 AM »
http://www.eurweb.com/2015/07/the-black-hat-10-reasons-why-black-men-shouldnt-date-white-women/



*Hey, fellas. Here’s some advice about dating white women: Don’t for a single moment forget that you are a black male breaking a cardinal rule by putting your black guy hands on superior white flesh. White men don’t want to see their daughters fraternizing with the enemy.

They’ll tolerate having a black son-in-law if he’s making well over six figures and can slam dunk a basketball. But in the back of a white man’s mind, he will always be superior to n*ggers. He doesn’t want his children, especially his daughter, to hop in bed with a jungle bunny. He doesn’t mind his son getting some of that brown sugar—that’s a fantasy white men have shared since the Jim Crow Era.

Some white men even like to watch while their wives are ravished by tall, black, musty Mandingo n*ggers. But when it comes to his precious little girl, a white man has one rule for the average Negro: Hands off!

 
Fellas, I get it: Having a white on your arm is like riding a unicorn—it’s not supposed to happen outside of the occasional wet dream. Some of you n*ggas covet white women because they are status symbols in the eyes of society.

Some of you believe that having the interest of a white woman makes you superior to other black men. Gaining their approval sets you apart from the other n*ggas who don’t have that special something that will catch a white woman’s eye. It makes you feel better about your place in the world. Instead of being the average n*gga, you become the type of Negro that’s acceptable to the blond haired, blue eyed goddess.

Besides, White women don’t typically get involved with average n*ggas. They pursue super n*ggas who can provide three luxuries: a big penis, gobs of cash, and gorilla strength in case danger approaches.

Oh and by the way, fellas, I’ve seen too many of you booed up with sloppy, fat, homely-looking white chicks. It’s already bad enough that many of you are intentionally dating outside of your race because you’re not man enough to handle a strong black woman (I said strong, not crazy). Fellas, if you’re going to date a white woman, at least find one that’s easy on the eyes.

Don’t settle for less based on the color of her skin. That’s tacky.

1. White women cannot identify with the struggle of being a black male in America.

2. White women typically do not come from families that readily accept people of color.

3. In a divorce, white women will take everything you have (including your children).

4. White women treat their dogs better than they treat other human beings.

5. No matter how gentle you may seem, white women will always be afraid of black men.

6. When it comes to parenting, white women aren’t disciplinarians, they’re pushovers.

7. White women will dime you out to the police if they think you’re guilty of a crime.

8. White women don’t age well.

9. White women aren’t tough enough to endure the ups and downs of being with a black man.

10. Why date a white girl when you can be with a sister who looks like Nicki Minaj?

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2016, 04:21:45 AM »
What a dumbass.

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2016, 05:38:25 AM »
The author appears to be a white Getbigger.

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2016, 06:03:38 AM »
The author appears to be a white Getbigger.

Could be Wiggs, a hebrew with values :)

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2016, 06:04:02 AM »
Is interracial dating really that unusual these days ?

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2016, 06:46:19 AM »
Could be Wiggs, a hebrew with values :)

The nappy-lipped Hebrew in the pic appears to be a slimmed-down "homewrecker", but we know that he wouldn't stoop to a female.

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2016, 06:50:48 AM »
Is interracial dating really that unusual these days ?



No but ignorance and stupidity are increasingly common.

I blame the internet for this "As long as someone else believes the same thing, I must be right" phenomenon. Flat earth, reptilian, original Hebrew, stay at home moms should get executive pay, or any other variant of  dumbfuckery. Dumbfucks instantly validate dumbfuckery and abort feelings of embarrassment people would have previously felt over expressing stupid shit.

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2016, 06:54:55 AM »
No but ignorance and stupidity are increasingly common.

I blame the internet for this "As long as someone else believes the same thing, I must be right" phenomenon. Flat earth, reptilian, original Hebrew, stay at home moms should get executive pay, or any other variant of  dumbfuckery. Dumbfucks instantly validate dumbfuckery and abort feelings of embarrassment people would have previously felt over expressing stupid shit.

Damn, you went after Wiggs hard with that post

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2016, 07:11:52 AM »
Damn, you went after Wiggs hard with that post

I used examples from GetBig and didn't intend it to seem personal.

Racism was already covered and explaining (again) that having sex with a transsexual is gay would upset too many posters. :)

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2016, 08:47:29 AM »
is that goodrum?

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2016, 09:16:55 AM »
is that goodrum?

That's his cousin, Goodrim.

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2016, 09:45:33 AM »

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2016, 11:13:42 AM »
Let the white man have his white woman. Leave her be. We have too many single, childless and available, beautiful sistas out there.
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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2016, 11:16:39 AM »
Let the white man have his white woman. Leave her be. We have too many single, childless and available, beautiful sistas out there.

Us white man have more privileges, and child free is an extra bonus

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2016, 11:18:44 AM »
Us white man have more privileges, and child free is an extra bonus

White man should stay with his woman. And we with ours and things would work alot better. It doesn't mean we can't break bread and be friends with each other.
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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2016, 11:20:57 AM »
White man should stay with his woman. And we with ours and things would work alot better. It doesn't mean we can't break bread and be friends with each other.

Would love to shake hands and break breads with you, and that's a (no homo) of cource

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2016, 11:40:03 AM »
It's not as if the black man stays with the white woman anyway. What was that stat? Only 2% of black men that have out of wedlock children with white women stick around. Valueless culture of peace.

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2016, 07:47:50 PM »
What a racist dumbass.
Fixed.
Some people have a problem with interracial couples. Watch this movie.

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2016, 08:57:08 PM »
4. White women treat their dogs better than they treat other human beings.

This one is true.

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« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2016, 09:16:44 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2016, 09:28:13 PM »
This one is true.
I dated a bitch that I soon learned she would kiss her dog in the mouth. I dropped her ass quick.  :-X
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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2016, 09:41:26 PM »
Let the white man have his white woman. Leave her be. We have too many single, childless and available, beautiful sistas out there.

Bwahahaha. Ya right.

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« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2016, 01:02:55 AM »
1. White women cannot identify with the struggle of being a black male in America.

2. White women typically do not come from families that readily accept people of color.

3. In a divorce, white women will take everything you have (including your children).

4. White women treat their dogs better than they treat other human beings.

5. No matter how gentle you may seem, white women will always be afraid of black men.

6. When it comes to parenting, white women aren’t disciplinarians, they’re pushovers.

7. White women will dime you out to the police if they think you’re guilty of a crime.

8. White women don’t age well.

9. White women aren’t tough enough to endure the ups and downs of being with a black man.

10. Why date a white girl when you can be with a sister who looks like Nicki Minaj?


11. White women rarely have asses like this. :P


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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2016, 04:51:59 AM »
11. White women rarely have asses like this. :P

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Re: Urban Report
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2016, 05:02:47 AM »
11. White women rarely have asses like this. :P



Regardless of race, women period rarely have asses like that.