I was just was contacted by a Goodrum Certified Fitness Trainer.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Parker]

Well, it was only about 10 pages total of actual PT information and the rest was dedicated to workout routines, client trackers, and marketing.  I left out all the bullshit medical terminology, anatomy, and other bullshit stuff.  It simply taught a person how to train people without getting them hurt and to collect and manage your money and expenses. 

So basically you left out all the stuff that would make one knowledgeable about the body and what body parts were being trained.

[Qwert II]

So basically you left out all the stuff that would make one knowledgeable about the body and what body parts were being trained.

You can't include any info that you have no clue about.

Melvin Goodrum couldn't design a workout & nutrition plan if his life depended on it.

Ask him which dumpsters have the the best discarded stale Dunkin Donuts & he's your man.

Ask him what a low carb diet is &...not so much.

[HTexan]

You can't include any info that you have no clue about.

Melvin Goodrum couldn't design a workout & nutrition plan if his life depended on it.

Ask him which dumpsters have the the best discarded stale Dunkin Donuts & he's your man.

Ask him what a low carb diet is &...not so much.

small penis of peace ( no homo)

[NelsonMuntz]

I was at a graduation today. I took a photo of all the students who graduated from Melvin Goodrums, CSN, MFT, HHP, CEO of Goodrum Enterprise, school of personal training. Each student underwent a grueling certification program under Goodrum Enterprise.

Here is the photo

all of which involved Vince giving them the Homewrecker Special Sauce

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

You can't include any info that you have no clue about.

Melvin Goodrum couldn't design a workout & nutrition plan if his life depended on it.

Ask him which dumpsters have the the best discarded stale Dunkin Donuts & he's your man.

Ask him what a low carb diet is &...not so much.

I need to call Donald Trump to sell all the real estate I've acquired in your head.  Feel free to post some pictures when you're not hiding behind your screen in your ho bag mom's basement

[Raymondo]

Respectable natural physique bro, but fuck me if you don't have the longest arms I've seen. Your fingers must reach below your knees!

[rocket]

Lucky fucker probably only has to deadlift to just above his knees

[Qwert II]

I need to call Donald Trump to sell all the real estate I've acquired in your head.  Feel free to post some pictures when you're not hiding behind your screen in your ho bag mom's basement

It's hilarious that you post these pics as if they're redemption for the ones where you're obese & out of shape.

Have you ever not been obese or skinny fat?

Aren't you supposed to be in the 'fitness' industry? That's like smelling like stale tuna when you're trying to sell perfume.

[rocket]

It's hilarious that you post these pics as if they're redemption for the ones where you're obese & out of shape.

Have you ever not been obese or skinny fat?

Aren't you supposed to be in the 'fitness' industry? That's like smelling like stale tuna when you're trying to sell perfume.

You've been challenged to a posedown, bro.

Either post a picture of yourself in better shape in response or you is owned.

Tough break, bro, tough break.

[Qwert II]

You've been challenged to a posedown, bro.

Either post a picture of yourself in better shape in response or you is owned.

Tough break, bro, tough break.

I know bro. I've been challenged by the best of the best & I just don't have the goods to match Melvin Goodrum's mounds of mountainous chocolate muscle.

He destroyed Billy Guns already in Columbus & I'm afraid he will surely destroy me & all who dare cross his path on the posing stage of life.

Victor abit in adipem ad calvitium fiet homini qui ad minimum gerunt Verizon...

[NelsonMuntz]

[Qwert II]

Right turn Clyde Melvin.

[DroppingPlates]

I never sold too many of the certifications as I was just starting the business and I was releasing a whole slew of ideas out in the market, but its something I call a real blast from the past.  

Oh LOL, you really believe that was the reason?

[SF1900]

I never sold too many of the certifications as I was just starting the business and I was releasing a whole slew of ideas out in the market, but its something I call a real blast from the past.  

Vince, I suspect that you never sold too many certificates because of the bad economy. If your certification program was around today, I suspect that it would do very well.

[Qwert II]

Vince, I suspect that you never sold too many certificates because of the bad economy. If your certification program was around today, I suspect that it would do very well.