WillGrant is an idiot and sucks on his mother's titties for fresh milk

[G o a t b o y]

vince did post his earning statement sometime last year. 

caliber fitness had $23,000 in volume.

now for profit...if he runs the standard 30% profit rate.....6,900 a year?

And how much time did he put into it?  Subtract the value of that from the $6,900, and chances are his business is worth exactly $0 in terms of equity.


If you're not even getting paid for your time, your rate of return on any capital invested is 0. You're actually losing money once you factor in inflation. 

[bb doc]

V-

In all seriousness, for the next year, you should:

1) Never go on getbig again.
2) Concentrate on impressing your bosses at the NFL.
3) Don't even THINK about trying to sell your products to the players.
4) Swear off any assclown behaviours.

IF this is real, this could indeed be a chance for mainstream success for you - but if you act like an assclown, the NFL will can your ass in 1 week I'm sure.

You bring a lot of unintentional humor to this board, but actual success is more impt.

Good luck.

[gordiano]

Classic GETBIG Entertainment.

Didn't the "magic stick" man put his site up for sale last year citing something similar?

240 - where is that sound clip of drunk Vince calling everyone out?

So you're also here for the entertainment too, huh? How come you erase other people's posts/jokes/opinions?

[weedoutheweak]

So, my buddy is a strength coach for the NFL and makes around 300k.  How does Vince make 280k less?

[gordiano]

I may consider having someone run the business now that I think about it.  It really depends however I want to be 100% dedicated to getting the job done so we'll see



As far as the Magic Stick is concerned, I'm not going to bring any of that stuff with me but a few player have heard about it.  Its possible that I'm being hired for the stuff but its highly unlikely.  

Dear god, does the shit ever stop coming out of your mouth? Like you're some drug guru or something....

[240 is Back]

So, my buddy is a strength coach for the NFL and makes around 300k.  How does Vince make 280k less?

what team, and what is his education/experience?

[gordiano]

So, my buddy is a strength coach for the NFL and makes around 300k.  How does Vince make 280k less?

Maybe because he is not bulshitting....

[weedoutheweak]

what team, and what is his education/experience?

Masters, several certs., 15+ years of experience.  I will not say what team it is. 

[LuciusFox]

Dear god, does the shit ever stop coming out of your mouth? Like you're some drug guru or something....

 Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, tough guy

[240 is Back]

impressive.  I always love to read the resumes of people who earn more than 200k a year.

[Adam Empire]

For 20k?  A trainer at the YMCA gets more.

[Oliver Klaushof]

He's offering the money up front though.

[weedoutheweak]

Funny true story (Different Guy).  This douche lied on his resume, and got hired by the Vikings.  They fired him in a month.  Then he  lied some more, and got hired by Lifetime fitness................. ......and got fired.  I met him when he and I both worked for Lifetime.  I hope Vince didn't lie.  

[G o a t b o y]

So you're also here for the entertainment too, huh?

Who the hell isn't?

If you wanna laugh, Getbig is the best board around.

[Oliver Klaushof]

$25,000 - up front is alot to walk away with in one night.

[Adam Empire]

Funny true story (Different Guy).  This douche lied on his resume, and got hired by the Vikings.  They fired him in a month.  Then he  lied some more, and got hired by Lifetime fitness................. ......and got fired.  I met him when he and I both worked for Lifetime.  I hope Vince didn't lie. 

Which lifetime in the cities?

[gibberj2]

Are we living in the twilight zone???

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

vince did post his earning statement sometime last year. 

caliber fitness had $23,000 in volume.

now for profit...if he runs the standard 30% profit rate.....6,900 a year?

You're talking out of your ass.  While my volume is fairly accurate, my overhead is very low due to the fact that everything is paid for in hard cash instead of credit so I'm not paying interest on anything.  Also because I don't drop-ship and buy directly my cost from wholesale to retail is 50-70%. Now I still have to keep my day job but I only spend about an hour a day packing stuff and doing very light accounting work so I'm really not doing much work.  It helps pay the bills and the volume is greatly increased ever since I started selling back exercise equipment.

Not all businesses are weighed down in clutter and mine is one of them.  The person who takes over will find that out 
 

[Oliver Klaushof]

Well all I can say is you've finally hit the bigtime Vince. How does it feel? Can I get a thank you jesus?

[Adam Empire]

You're talking out of your ass.  While my volume is fairly accurate, my overhead is very low due to the fact that everything is paid for in hard cash instead of credit so I'm not paying interest on anything.  Also because I don't drop-ship and buy directly my cost from wholesale to retail is 50-70%. Now I still have to keep my day job but I only spend about an hour a day packing stuff and doing very light accounting work so I'm really not doing much work.  It helps pay the bills and the volume is greatly increased ever since I started selling back exercise equipment.

Not all businesses are weighed down in clutter and mine is one of them.  The person who takes over will find that out 
 

Vince, business is all about terms my friend.  Buying on credit is your friend.  Do you know what Wal-marts terms are?  2%/180, net 181.  Use this idea to your advantage and don't spend $ until you have to - Net present value.

[what.]

Now I still have to keep my day job but I only spend about an hour a day packing stuff and doing very light accounting work so I'm really not doing much work.  It helps pay the bills and the volume is greatly increased ever since I started selling back exercise equipment.

That's going to be tough to do considering that there isn't an NFL team within an hour radius of Bumfuck, South Carolina.

[Adam Empire]

That's going to be tough to do considering that there isn't an NFL team within an hour radius of Bumfuck, South Carolina.

I thought he lived in Pistol Grip, Montana.

[weedoutheweak]

Which lifetime in the cities?

Lifetime Fitness, about 5 years ago.  He "worked" for the Vikings, maybe 6-8 years ago.  It's been awhile. 

[Adam Empire]

Lifetime Fitness, about 5 years ago.  He "worked" for the Vikings, maybe 6-8 years ago.  It's been awhile. 

Oh ok.  I still may know who it was.  I remember a rumor about it at the club in like 2001.  Oh how time flies...

[Gordon_Gekko]

I thought he lived in Pistol Grip, Montana.

I thought it was Truth or Consequences, New Mexico?