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What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« on: June 17, 2016, 05:31:54 AM »
Need some help with ideas, if you are a dad or are getting your dad something.

No Dadbod comments or photos necessary.
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2016, 06:08:24 AM »
'The Invention of Russia.' Arkady Ostrovsky.

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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2016, 06:15:30 AM »
Nothing... I turn 50, am a Father, and told everyone, DO NOT GET ME A THING" for b-day or F-day...

Stupid farking money making traditions for Hallmark...
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2016, 06:15:40 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on June 17, 2016, 06:08:24 AM
'The Invention of Russia.' Arkady Ostrovsky.


/he'll probably have some criticisms ::)

A book is a good idea for the approx 10 percent of the population that has read a single book since getting out of school.  Thanks
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2016, 06:19:11 AM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on June 17, 2016, 06:15:30 AM
Nothing... I turn 50, am a Father, and told everyone, DO NOT GET ME A THING" for b-day or F-day...

Stupid farking money making traditions for Hallmark...

Sounds like you're 'happy' married..
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2016, 06:29:53 AM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on June 17, 2016, 06:15:30 AM
Nothing... I turn 50, am a Father, and told everyone, DO NOT GET ME A THING" for b-day or F-day...

Stupid farking money making traditions for Hallmark...

What about Christmas?  Quit being a grumpy Gus.  You may need TRT to combat andropause moodiness.

Looking at the other thread titles this AM, what I most want is to feel like a horny teenager again.
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2016, 12:02:12 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on June 17, 2016, 06:19:11 AM
Sounds like you're 'happy' married..
sounds like you have never had a woman ;)
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2016, 12:24:53 PM »
Quote from: Donny on June 17, 2016, 12:02:12 PM
sounds like you have never had a woman ;)

So you're abusing every single thread to stalk me? It tells me that you're a borderline faggot
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2016, 12:27:36 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on June 17, 2016, 12:24:53 PM
So you're abusing every single thread to stalk me? It tells me that you're a borderline faggot
isolate the lamb--- ;)
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2016, 01:34:27 PM »
It's 2016, now isn't the time to give out neckties.  Try stuff like this...

Ammo
Plate carrier
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2016, 01:43:42 PM »
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2016, 04:11:25 PM »
Quote from: Donny on June 17, 2016, 12:27:36 PM
isolate the lamb--- ;)

A rather incriminating phrase, coming from you.
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2016, 08:27:22 PM »
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2016, 11:33:36 PM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on June 17, 2016, 06:15:30 AM
Nothing... I turn 50, am a Father, and told everyone, DO NOT GET ME A THING" for b-day or F-day...

Stupid farking money making traditions for Hallmark...

I'm turning 40 this year.   I warned them, I'll issue a throat punch to anyone who giggles about me being old.   I'll show my abs and demand every single fatass show me theirs.  I will rip their shirt if needed, just to re-establish my dominance.  

"Hey, let's get you a cane for your birthday" BAM!  Throat-punch, dick.   I have abs, I do what I want, you're 35 but you are chunky and work too hard for a fixed salary and that is that.

*end rant*
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2016, 12:47:35 AM »
Beautiful... just absolutely first class!  There is no way I'll enjoy another post more today - thank for posting dude.   :) :) :) 8)

Quote from: Nails on June 17, 2016, 01:43:42 PM

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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2016, 05:36:06 AM »
Quote from: Donny on June 17, 2016, 12:27:36 PM
isolate the lamb--- ;)

what when you are trying to fuck them you disgusting piece of shit

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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2016, 09:18:12 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on June 18, 2016, 05:36:06 AM
what when you are trying to fuck them you disgusting piece of shit



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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2016, 09:23:56 AM »
Quote from: Donny on June 17, 2016, 12:27:36 PM
isolate the lamb--- ;)

funny coming from a sheep f ucker



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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2016, 09:55:44 AM »
AMEM!, "mehehehe...."
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2016, 10:06:56 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 17, 2016, 11:33:36 PM
I'm turning 40 this year.   I warned them, I'll issue a throat punch to anyone who giggles about me being old.   I'll show my abs and demand every single fatass show me theirs.  I will rip their shirt if needed, just to re-establish my dominance.  

"Hey, let's get you a cane for your birthday" BAM!  Throat-punch, dick.   I have abs, I do what I want, you're 35 but you are chunky and work too hard for a fixed salary and that is that.

*end rant*

Prepare for massive decline in test and energy over the next decade.  On the bright side, you can now be that "old dude in the club"
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2016, 10:10:13 AM »
Nothing. Bullshit holiday. Just like generation nothing celebrating birthday's past the age of 12
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2016, 11:00:25 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on June 17, 2016, 12:24:53 PM
So you're abusing every single thread to stalk me? It tells me that you're a borderline faggot
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2016, 11:07:19 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on June 18, 2016, 11:00:25 AM


I actually learned yesterday that a skinnier version of a bear is known as an otter.
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2016, 11:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Nails on June 17, 2016, 01:43:42 PM

I always wonder why famous guys would ever date a girl with fake tits?  When you have your pick in life.
The problem with the Internet is, with enough big tit viewing...D's look very small to me.  Almost not even worth messing with.
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Re: What do GetBiggers want for Fathers Day?
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2016, 11:35:13 AM »
Quote from: NelsonMuntz on June 18, 2016, 09:23:56 AM
funny coming from a sheep f ucker





Some brutal speed dating in photo one  :D
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