First Cannabis expierience, pre-rolled Sativa Joint - Bad/Mixed Trip lol.

[Method101]

Tried Cannabis for the first time on a holiday to Seattle recently, bought a pre-rolled sativa joint and smoked the whole fuckin thing the first time I've ever tried weed properly, started feeling goofy before I finished it. My friend who lives there and has done it before started laughing and saying Oh fuck when I was half way through it and I was like "I just want to experience the full effect" big fucking mistake, 3 minutes later I started a rollercoaster ride and spent 4 hours tripping out of my mind as if I was on LCD, at one point I saw myself walking on a lake with Jesus and then I was on a beach with Sonic the hedgehog running past me. I saw the Buddha levitating above a swamp but his whole body was made up of rainbow colours, then I saw myself trying to swim to the Buddha with crocodiles chasing me, I saw myself as an old man living in a harbour village smoking a pipe, at one point it felt like I was in a hell realm surrounded by demons and that lasted 5 minutes before I went to the next vision, this literally lasted 4 hours and I would occasionally recognise where I was but I felt like I had made a connection to an alternate reality. My friends sat next to me for the whole thing(he only took 2 hits of another one) and I remember telling them all the visions and he was laughing his ass off.

Never again, anyone had a fucked up trip like that? How can some people say weed is relaxing! Lol.

[judochoke]

DUDE?? maybe take three of puffs to see how its going to hit you, how hard its going to hit you. what where you thinking, smoking a whole joint? bad idea. i first started with three good puffs, and i was cool. just sitting listening to
peter frampton music for a hour. it was great.

[stuntmovie]

METHOD / JUDO, while living in Hawaii with a backyard full of growing Maui Wowie a non smoker from California came to visit and decided that he wanted to smoke a joint for his first time.

The only marijuana experience he had was seeing his brother and a few fireman friends get stoned and sit in the bottom of his swimming pool with scuba gear.

HONEST!

So we rolled him a joint and he had a similar experience to the one you had (but for a much shorter time period).

Like you, he smoked the whole joint and soon thereafter he was sitting on the front porch overlooking the ocean and talking to his grandmother who had been dead for at least 20 years.

He became irritated that we would not join in the conversation. (I hate talking to dead people!)

Then he started panicking and wanted to get away by riding in the car real fast to see if he could get away from that hallucination.

Within five minutes we had to drive back home because h wanted to jump out of the car to see if he could run faster than 35 miles an hour down Kalanianiole Highway.

He came down a coiple of hours later and never tried it again.

A month or so later the owner of the house decided that he wanted to cut down all the plants. There were roughly 300 plants and he did not want to waste the buds, just the plants themselves.

So we devised a plan to trim the buds, dry them out, grind hem into a powder, and make SNACKING CAKES.

And that is where the story gets insane.

I hope to add it here later.

Interesting topic, Thanks, METHOD!

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[Wiggs]

Tried Cannabis for the first time on a holiday to Seattle recently, bought a pre-rolled sativa joint and smoked the whole fuckin thing the first time I've ever tried weed properly, started feeling goofy before I finished it. My friend who lives there and has done it before started laughing and saying Oh fuck when I was half way through it and I was like "I just want to experience the full effect" big fucking mistake, 3 minutes later I started a rollercoaster ride and spent 4 hours tripping out of my mind as if I was on LCD, at one point I saw myself walking on a lake with Jesus and then I was on a beach with Sonic the hedgehog running past me. I saw the Buddha levitating above a swamp but his whole body was made up of rainbow colours, then I saw myself trying to swim to the Buddha with crocodiles chasing me, I saw myself as an old man living in a harbour village smoking a pipe, at one point it felt like I was in a hell realm surrounded by demons and that lasted 5 minutes before I went to the next vision, this literally lasted 4 hours and I would occasionally recognise where I was but I felt like I had made a connection to an alternate reality. My friends sat next to me for the whole thing(he only took 2 hits of another one) and I remember telling them all the visions and he was laughing his ass off.

Never again, anyone had a fucked up trip like that? How can some people say weed is relaxing! Lol.

You'll be fine.  My first time was just as fucked up as yours. I didn't smoke for 3 months after my first time. I kept wondering why do people do this shit?  It's not fun.   I went back and it was much different.  Probably because it was a different lighter strain.

[Nether Animal]

Lol @ calling smoking weed a "trip."

[CT_Muscle]

Cmon buncb of amatuers ......IF you smoke too much havea couple shots or drinks or beers tbe alcohol will rid you of the shitty feeling

[wes]

What a truly gay thread!!

[bigmc]

the same effect as an lcd tv
crazy

[Mitch]

Lol @ calling smoking weed a "trip."

x2. Experiencing "hallucinations" with cannabis only   Seing Buddha, Jesus and probably the guy who shot JFK.   FFS, OP sucks so many dicks, he could be a food fighter champion in the hot-dog category.

[d0nny2600]

What a truly gay thread!!

This

[Method101]

x2. Experiencing "hallucinations" with cannabis only   Seing Buddha, Jesus and probably the guy who shot JFK.   FFS, OP sucks so many dicks, he could be a food fighter champion in the hot-dog category.

Imagine the first time you ever touch the drug you smoked a whole pre-rolled shop made joint, on Wikipedia it says that hallucinations are possible at strong doses and for someone who had pretty much 0 exposure to the drug before that was a high dose. Obviously whatever stuff you've been trying was weak as fuck or you didn't inhale much of it, I did the whole inhale and hold the smoke in your lungs for 5 seconds with every drag too so I got the maximum out of it.

[Europe]

I've read that panic attacks anxiety occurs in early stages with weed.

I've had my first weed last year and was also starting to see strange things.

[Bindare_Dundat]

Imagine the first time you ever touch the drug you smoked a whole pre-rolled shop made joint, on Wikipedia it says that hallucinations are possible at strong doses and for someone who had pretty much 0 exposure to the drug before that was a high dose. Obviously whatever stuff you've been trying was weak as fuck or you didn't inhale much of it, I did the whole inhale and hold the smoke in your lungs for 5 seconds with every drag too so I got the maximum out of it.

Obviously, you suck

[Mitch]

Imagine the first time you ever touch the drug you smoked a whole pre-rolled shop made joint, on Wikipedia it says that hallucinations are possible at strong doses and for someone who had pretty much 0 exposure to the drug before that was a high dose. Obviously whatever stuff you've been trying was weak as fuck or you didn't inhale much of it, I did the whole inhale and hold the smoke in your lungs for 5 seconds with every drag too so I got the maximum out of it.

Where do I begin? at "wikipedia says"? at "strong doses"? at "the stuff you tried was weak"?  Dude, I was a regular pot smoker for years and I've had the opportunity to smoke the strongest weeds in the world in Amsterdam. If you took some chemistry courses, you'd know weed does NOT contain hallucinogens. So what is the amazing substance contained in weed that makes you hallucinate?  THC?  oh brother 

[_bruce_]

You definitely overdid it and no drug is harmless - all have to be handled with care.
You could do some grounding exercise before smoking and a decide a theme for the upcoming "event".

From what I read and heard most "weed" is way too strong and can flatten you, so better grow your own... which means of course you having accesss to good seeds.

[Necrosis]

Take a way smaller amount, the drug works differently at different dosages. A low dose is pleasant as it increases serotonin, high doses of THC deplete serotonin, so you can freak out and feel pretty terrible, like the opposite of E.

Using a vape helps, lighting weed burns up most of the CBD, the shit that stops the sides of THC, like paranoia, intoxication, anxiety etc. A vape increases the ratio of CBD to THC and is much more pleasant.

[spiro]

Marijuana is more powerful then people think. I had some pretty vivid hallucinations many different times. I was a pothead for a few years in high school. I gave it up because of the paranoia and anxiety.

[BodyMachine]

Everyone's brain chemistry is different and the impact differs as a result

[Tapeworm]

Everyone's brain chemistry is different and the impact differs as a result

Agreed.  Some have a good time.  Others have to tolerate the most mundane, derivative visions you can imagine.

[ProudVirgin69]

Op, you did the equivalent of chugging a 750ml bottle of vodka...no wonder you had a bad time

[Henda]

Can cannabis make you hallucinate Have been pretty wrecked in the early teenage years but can't remember ever hallucinations but God knows with today's shit back then we got "tac" in a brown block and not this ultra pure weed shit gannin aboot these days

[YngiweRhoads]

Good weed will hit noobs pretty hard.

When I was an inexperienced wee lad I sat in the ditch on the highway after smoking some killer weed with a buddy. We thought we were still on the highway, driving. After that all weed did was make me paranoid so I quit.

[Zillotch]

Lol @ calling smoking weed a "trip."

Edibles....

I am high as hell - Skywalker OG. Potent hybrid strain… good for whatever ails ya. 

[Chacka]

I know so many get bigger as myself included like to take one or two hits before they goes and works out in the gym with lifting weights great focus and pump