I've been reading this thread for the last hour or so and it has provided me with a lot of lolz. Some really funny shit being said.
Tell me if you guys like my idea for home ownership. I'm going to buy a big house in Detroit for $1500 cash. I'd install the best alarm system, the best cameras, I'd bar the windows, I'd install on of those cages inside the house like the movie "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. I'd walk around my house with a kevlar vest on and have an AR-15 at arms reach wherever I went. I'll work from home and shop on Amazon so I never have to go out. I'd have zero expenses other than food, and internet. I'd put every cent of my income in investments. I won't leave the house until I'm a multi-millionaire at which time I'd hire some former Navy Seals to come and safely extract me. lol.
JK, I already have a house. If I was in my early 20's this is what I would do though, hahaha.
