I just uncovered an email from Hillary to Melvin Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HHP.
Dear Melvin Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HHP,
I am writing this email in regards to the bodybuilding and fitness industry and the subsequent drama that ensues across various bodybuilding and fitness forums. It has come to my attention that Caliber Fitness Solutions is a leading innovator in supplementation and fitness. Furthermore, I have been informed that you hold various fitness-related degrees and titles. As such, I am writing this email you to inform you that you have been chosen to act as leading fitness expert to the White House Staff, starting in December of 2016. Your responsibilities will include providing the White House Staff with information related to supplementation, diet, exercise, and anatomy and physiology. In addition, we request that the Federal Government take direct control of Caliber Fitness Solutions. It has come to our attention that Caliber Fitness Solutions has become a monopoly in the fitness "world." We request direct control and access over this establishment, in order to ensure that all fitness companies are given a fair chance. As such, you will step down as President of Caliber Fitness Solution, and "hand over" direct authorization to the Federal Government. If you agree to these terms, you will be offered a sizeable income and stock options in Caliber Fitness Solutions.
Sincerely,
HC