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Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« on: July 03, 2016, 05:34:15 AM »
This was funny!  39 years old, adds 25 pounds in 3 months and claims he ate more and trained with weights!   No mention of the test plus GH?


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Alexander Skarsgard Ate 7,000 Calories a Day to Get His 8-Pack for Tarzan
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Alexander Skarsgard’s secret to his washboard abs? Eating 7,000 calories a day!

The star of The Legend of Tarzan went to dieting extremes to get his incredibly ripped body for his role as the rope-swinging jungle-dweller. For three months before filming started, Skarsgard, 39, tripled his food intake and lifted heavy weights to add 25 lbs. to his frame. To do it, he trained with his friend Magnus Lygdbäck, a trainer-nutritionist also from Sweden.

“When you have to see the same person every morning at 4:30 am, it’s important you get on well with them,” Skarsgard told Mr. Porter.

But the real diet started once Skarsgard got on set. For another six months, he followed a strict sugar-, gluten-, wheat-, dairy- and alcohol-free regimen, eating six small meals throughout the day and working out twice a day.

His co-star Margot Robbie told EW that he used to ask her to describe her meals from the weekend when they would come into work on Monday.


“I remember the day that he was allowed an apple, and he kissed the apple,” Robbie says. “It hit me how deprived you are if you’re that excited to see a piece of fruit.”

But that was the key to his eight-pack abs, and Skarsgard says he feels fairly comfortable with his clothes off.

“Although obviously you don’t want it to feel gratuitous,” he adds to Mr. Porter.

Once filming ended, though, Skarsgard went straight to his father’s house to get back on the carb train.

“I spent four days just in bed, being fed by Dad,” he told EW. “He cooked these pastas with rich sauces and bone marrow and fried mozzarella and tons of beer and wine. It was the most incredible weekend of my life.”

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2016, 10:35:43 AM »
This was funny!  39 years old, adds 25 pounds in 3 months and claims he ate more and trained with weights!   No mention of the test plus GH?


Article here:


Alexander Skarsgard Ate 7,000 Calories a Day to Get His 8-Pack for Tarzan
People
Fri, Jul 1 9:15 AM PDT
image
Alexander Skarsgard’s secret to his washboard abs? Eating 7,000 calories a day!

The star of The Legend of Tarzan went to dieting extremes to get his incredibly ripped body for his role as the rope-swinging jungle-dweller. For three months before filming started, Skarsgard, 39, tripled his food intake and lifted heavy weights to add 25 lbs. to his frame. To do it, he trained with his friend Magnus Lygdbäck, a trainer-nutritionist also from Sweden.

“When you have to see the same person every morning at 4:30 am, it’s important you get on well with them,” Skarsgard told Mr. Porter.

But the real diet started once Skarsgard got on set. For another six months, he followed a strict sugar-, gluten-, wheat-, dairy- and alcohol-free regimen, eating six small meals throughout the day and working out twice a day.

His co-star Margot Robbie told EW that he used to ask her to describe her meals from the weekend when they would come into work on Monday.


“I remember the day that he was allowed an apple, and he kissed the apple,” Robbie says. “It hit me how deprived you are if you’re that excited to see a piece of fruit.”

But that was the key to his eight-pack abs, and Skarsgard says he feels fairly comfortable with his clothes off.

“Although obviously you don’t want it to feel gratuitous,” he adds to Mr. Porter.

Once filming ended, though, Skarsgard went straight to his father’s house to get back on the carb train.

“I spent four days just in bed, being fed by Dad,” he told EW. “He cooked these pastas with rich sauces and bone marrow and fried mozzarella and tons of beer and wine. It was the most incredible weekend of my life.”




7000 cals with no carbs, he's such a carnivore. ( no homo)

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2016, 10:46:45 AM »
Pics of the 8 pack? (No homo)

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2016, 10:59:11 AM »
This was funny!  39 years old, adds 25 pounds in 3 months and claims he ate more and trained with weights!   No mention of the test plus GH?

Alexander Skarsgard’s secret to his washboard abs? Eating 7,000 calories a day!

But the real diet started once Skarsgard got on set. For another six months, he followed a strict sugar-, gluten-, wheat-, dairy- and alcohol-free regimen, eating six small meals throughout the day and working out twice a day.




The extremely low carb diet, and high fat and protein intake, with real weight training, will get you those results. No test, nor GH needed, even at age 39.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2016, 11:06:56 AM »
What a beast.


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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2016, 11:09:18 AM »
What funny is that those articles just make shit up.  According to him he barely ate anything, hardly any calories.





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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2016, 11:11:59 AM »
39 years old and "daddy" is bringing him food in bed? Needs his fucking face punched

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2016, 11:13:56 AM »
On zero carbs (basically a meat diet) to get 7000 calories he'd have to eat 5.6lbs of beef per day.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2016, 11:17:05 AM »
They probably meant 7000 calories a week, not a day. hahaha

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2016, 11:18:24 AM »
On zero carbs (basically a meat diet) to get 7000 calories he'd have to eat 5.6lbs of beef per day.
Yea, does not match up at all with what he says he ate.  He says he ate 6 extremely small meals that would not even fit in his hand.  Probably around 1000-1500 calories a day.  Not much of anything at all.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2016, 11:18:47 AM »
On zero carbs (basically a meat diet) to get 7000 calories he'd have to eat 5.6lbs of beef per day.

Yeah? And?

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2016, 11:20:50 AM »
almost as much meat as "Lewis and Clark" pioneering the rivers of the upper midwest....     :D

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2016, 11:22:27 AM »
I ate 5000 when I was over 20st and I was like a bloated pig, no way on earth he's anywhere near 4, never mind 7...

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2016, 11:37:50 AM »
On zero carbs (basically a meat diet) to get 7000 calories he'd have to eat 5.6lbs of beef per day.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2016, 11:41:32 AM »
Brutal 13.5 inch arms of peace..

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2016, 11:42:34 AM »
I ate 5000 when I was over 20st and I was like a bloated pig, no way on earth he's anywhere near 4, never mind 7...

You were eating carbs. That's why you were a fat bloated pig. He's just eating fat and protein, from animal sources, so he didn't get fat, just got bigger, with the lifting, and high calorie diet. Works every time for those who really do it.

It's common for actors to get into shape for movie roles to hit the weights and cut the carb intake to zero. Conversely, if they want to get fat for a role, as De Niro in Raging Bull, he ate carbs until they were coming out of his ears.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2016, 11:50:40 AM »
Put on 25 pounds of muscle? Ahahahhahahahhaha.  Looks like he just leaned out.  Minimal muscle added.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2016, 12:03:33 PM »
You were eating carbs. That's why you were a fat bloated pig. He's just eating fat and protein, from animal sources, so he didn't get fat, just got bigger, with the lifting, and high calorie diet. Works every time for those who really do it.

It's common for actors to get into shape for movie roles to hit the weights and cut the carb intake to zero. Conversely, if they want to get fat for a role, as De Niro in Raging Bull, he ate carbs until they were coming out of his ears.

Its one thing to argue politics, but you seriously saying he ate 7k from meat? I feel embarrassed to have even argued with you now...


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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2016, 12:08:28 PM »
Another politically correct piece of shit hawked by Hollywood. They just love to show a black character shooting and killing tons of white guys. I hope this movie is a colossal financial disaster.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/la-et-mn-tarzan-colonial-stories-feature-20160621-snap-story.html

There’s a moment late in the new film “The Legend of Tarzan” when Samuel L. Jackson, playing an African American diplomat who hopes to expose the Congolese slave trade, starts firing a 19th century machine gun at villainous white colonialists in pith helmets. Loosely based on a real-life historian and Civil War veteran named George Washington Williams, Jackson’s character is an archetype who never existed in Edgar Rice Burroughs’ century old Africa-set Tarzan stories — a black hero.

“He’s the real hero of the movie,” “The Legend of Tarzan” director David Yates said of Jackson’s Williams, who enlists a reluctant Tarzan, played by Alexander Skarsgard, as a kind of PR stunt. “All that racist baggage that belonged to the earlier books or earlier B-movies, there's no place for that. This is a modern film with modern sensibilities.” 

But the movie is called “The Legend of Tarzan,” not “The Legend of George Washington Williams,” and the poster shows Skarsgard,  Australian actress Margot Robbie, who plays Jane, and some CG gorillas, without a black character in sight.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2016, 12:24:29 PM »
Its one thing to argue politics, but you seriously saying he ate 7k from meat? I feel embarrassed to have even argued with you now...


Wow? Don't they have meat for sale in Britain? I eat 7000 to 10,000 calories per day, most of it fat and protein, and a lot of it is fat. Eating fat, at 9 calories per gram, makes it easy to eat big, to get big, and not get fat. It's the carb calories that make you fat. A calorie is not a calorie, it depends on the source of the calorie, that determines results.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2016, 12:31:17 PM »
Wow? Don't they have meat for sale in Britain? I eat 7000 to 10,000 calories per day, most of it fat and protein, and a lot of it is fat. Eating fat, at 9 calories per gram, makes it easy to eat big, to get big, and not get fat. It's the carb calories that make you fat. A calorie is not a calorie, it depends on the source of the calorie, that determines results.
Shut your fucking mouth you fat lying animal.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2016, 12:32:06 PM »
A calorie is not a calorie, it depends on the source of the calorie, that determines results.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2016, 12:34:56 PM »
Shut your fucking mouth you fat lying animal.

Looks as though I poked a hole in some fat fuck, who is in denial about why he's fat, because of what he eats: CARBS!

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2016, 12:41:36 PM »
Shut your fucking mouth you fat lying animal.
Putting a diabetic on a diet consisting of mostly sugar will not end well. A calorie is not a calorie - it depends on the individual.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2016, 01:39:56 PM »
jesus fucking christ!!! another goddamn dieting thread  :-X :-X :-X

it really is all about cals in vs. cals out, yes it is that simple

mouthstinko and blow one's "diet" is also based on fucking cals, basically weekly cals

and it all comes down to this.... if you keep you daily/weekly cals below baseline you will lose fucking weight

drugs and training trump the motherfuck out of diet, it's not even close

the man here ate goddamn pastries and ice cream and got ripped as fuck, and just take a look at dem fucking tris  8) 8) 8)