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The True Adonis

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #75 on: July 05, 2016, 11:57:53 AM »
Quote from: obsidian on July 05, 2016, 09:52:23 AM
Exactly. Tru Anus claims a calorie is a calorie. Well, I propose that we test that theory. Both you and Tru Anus can try to live off cups of sugar for a year. If you want to add some vitamins and minerals fine. A calorie is a calorie right?

TA says all that is needed is 2000 calories. So this would be around 2.5 cups of sugar a day with water - for a year. Nothing else should be taken for calories. Just sugar, vitamins, minerals and water!

A Calorie is a Calorie!!!
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #76 on: July 05, 2016, 12:11:34 PM »
Quote from: obsidian on July 05, 2016, 09:52:23 AM
Exactly. Tru Anus claims a calorie is a calorie. Well, I propose that we test that theory. Both you and Tru Anus can try to live off cups of sugar for a year. If you want to add some vitamins and minerals fine. A calorie is a calorie right?

TA says all that is needed is 2000 calories. So this would be around 2.5 cups of sugar a day with water - for a year. Nothing else should be taken for calories. Just sugar, vitamins, minerals and water!

A Calorie is a Calorie!!!
a balanced diet of 2000 cals you moron
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #77 on: July 05, 2016, 12:21:01 PM »
I don't want to speak on TA's behalf, but if you just eat normally (and not in a 3rd world country), you will get all of the nutrients you need with 2000 calories a day.

I truly believe that overeating is the bane of every natural trainee's existence.
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #78 on: July 05, 2016, 12:22:47 PM »
Quote from: Be There on July 05, 2016, 12:11:34 PM
a balanced diet of 2000 cals you moron

I tell ya.... The kind of shit people come up with sometimes..

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #79 on: July 05, 2016, 12:38:39 PM »
Quote from: SilverSpoon on July 05, 2016, 12:21:01 PM
I don't want to speak on TA's behalf, but if you just eat normally (and not in a 3rd world country), you will get all of the nutrients you need with 2000 calories a day.

I truly believe that overeating is the bane of every natural trainee's existence.
If you live in a non-third world country and eat normally, as you say, then you will have surpassed 2,000 calories after your mid-morning breakfast snack and third cup of Starbucks.
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #80 on: July 05, 2016, 01:27:36 PM »
Dude has a fast metabolism. Like will Smith, and ll cool j. They have to work hard for muscle mass
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #81 on: July 05, 2016, 07:48:55 PM »
How any scene did he film fucking Monkeys in the movie  ???
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #82 on: July 05, 2016, 07:52:24 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on July 05, 2016, 01:27:36 PM
Dude has a fast metabolism. Like will Smith, and ll cool j. They have to work hard for muscle mass

x2 have to eat six meals, works out six hours per day, and get up at 4:30 in the morning.
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #83 on: July 05, 2016, 08:30:40 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on July 05, 2016, 01:27:36 PM
Dude has a fast metabolism. Like will Smith, and ll cool j. They have to work hard for muscle mass

LL Cool J now has a diabetic neck of peace.

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #84 on: July 05, 2016, 09:46:08 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on July 05, 2016, 08:30:40 PM
LL Cool J now has a diabetic neck of peace.


Looks more like razor rash and ingrown hairs.
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #85 on: July 05, 2016, 11:05:03 PM »
Quote from: Be There on July 05, 2016, 12:11:34 PM
a balanced diet of 2000 cals you moron
Thank you dickhead! A balanced diet. Just getting technical with TA when he says you can eat anything you want - not really.

Quote from: The True Adonis on May 03, 2010, 07:51:46 AM
LOL @ the people craving food they think they can`t have.  ::)


Don`t be so goddamn stupid.  You can eat anything you want and be ripped.
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #86 on: July 06, 2016, 08:59:31 AM »
Women online are losing their shit over this guy.  You can all bash him but if he's not gay he must be slaying pussy non stop.
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #87 on: July 06, 2016, 12:55:45 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 06, 2016, 08:59:31 AM
Women online are losing their shit over this guy.  You can all bash him but if he's not gay he must be slaying pussy non stop.
he doesn't deserve all the pussy. :'(

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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #88 on: July 06, 2016, 01:02:32 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on July 06, 2016, 12:55:45 PM
he doesn't deserve all the pussy. :'(



Why not?
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #89 on: July 06, 2016, 01:21:56 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 06, 2016, 01:02:32 PM
Why not?
it's not fair, share the pussy
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #90 on: July 06, 2016, 08:22:21 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 06, 2016, 08:59:31 AM
Women online are losing their shit over this guy.  You can all bash him but if he's not gay he must be slaying pussy non stop.

No way Hollywood gives a part like that to a straight actor...Not happening this day and age...Tarzan swung on a lot of Jew meat stick to get that role...
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #91 on: July 07, 2016, 06:31:04 AM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on July 06, 2016, 08:22:21 PM
No way Hollywood gives a part like that to a straight actor...Not happening this day and age...Tarzan swung on a lot of Jew meat stick to get that role...

Seems to be the case.  Seems Hollywood in its attempt to shove homosexuality down everyone's throat is just casting gay men in all roles.  They tend to appeal to both men and women at the same time.
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #92 on: July 07, 2016, 07:47:15 AM »
Quote from: Be There on July 03, 2016, 02:47:33 PM
Obviously

god damn bro

that front lat spread
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Re: Laugh of the day: how Tarzan got ripped
« Reply #93 on: July 07, 2016, 07:58:48 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 06, 2016, 08:59:31 AM
Women online are losing their shit over this guy.  You can all bash him but if he's not gay he must be slaying pussy non stop.

Women think any man on the cover of any wussmag is "hot".  Fame or fortune tends to make women go all Duncan-Hines.
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