Is fried chicken a good source of iron?
To be fair, Green Lantern is pretty fucking gay. He just has a magic ring or something, right? Fabulous accessory. I don't know the story but at least Batman fabricates his own gadgets. Did this guy make the ring? Or was he sitting around beating his meat one day and an extraterrestrial wizard knocked on the door and presented him with a supernatural object that can do anything and doesn't need batteries? Now any time there's a problem it's "Oh Magic Ring, make something... and I know it's gonna be green, 'cause it always has to be green for some reason... that solves everything." I'd like to see him face a situation where it's chaos in the intersection and it's really really important that he makes the stoplight work. Everyone would be honking and leaning out their windows shouting YOU SUCK, LANTERN!
