Glad I've been a cheap (and planning) prick my whole life:
Credit Card Debt
Average household $15,762
Me = zero
Mortgages
Average household $168,614
Me = zero (House paid off)
Auto loans
Average household $27,141
Me = zero (5 cars for family) (Used)
Student loans
Average household $48,172
Me = zero (2 kids in college paid for by saving / planning, student 401k'S since their birth)
Can you tell I don't like debt of any kind??