Author Topic: QUESTION/ANSWER SETION WITH THE CHAMP! (Read 5531 times)

alexxx · « **on:** March 25, 2006, 04:30:29 PM »

Q.What does it take to become the best?
Well for me it just comes naturally. I always had the drive to outlift and out grow anybody around me.

Q.What is the best training method for a beginer?
Two words: DoggCrapp. This program is perfect for the beginer. There are even a lot of pros who need to go back to this program because they don't know how to train properly. After you have learned the exercises properly you may advance to volume training which I recomment.

Q.How come no matter what I do I never grow?
Thats simple. You simply don't want to and are a little girly man! Grow some balls and start lifting and eating big.

Alexxx will accept any questions you may have and will answer them to the best of his ability.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:31:38 PM »

here's a question: was your mom even slightly disturbed when she heard you asking these questions out loud to yourself, or was your Kelly Clarkson CD playing too loudy for her to hear you?

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:32:32 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on March 25, 2006, 04:30:29 PM

Well for me it just comes naturally. I always had the drive to outlift and out grow anybody around me.

can you even "outgrow" your boyfriend?

sarcasm · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:33:33 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on March 25, 2006, 04:30:29 PM

Q.What does it take to become the best?
Well for me it just comes naturally. I always had the drive to outlift and out grow anybody around me.

Q.What is the best training method for a beginer?
Two words: DoggCrapp. This program is perfect for the beginer. There are even a lot of pros who need to go back to this program because they don't know how to train properly. After you have learned the exercises properly you may advance to volume training which I recomment.

Q.How come no matter what I do I never grow?
Thats simple. You simply don't want to and are a little girly man! Grow some balls and start lifting and eating big.

Alexxx will accept any questions you may have and will answer them to the best of his ability.

what are you and your husband doing tonight Alexxx? why don't you have him drop some of his seed in you from the looks of those toothpicks you call arms and legs you need it.

LuciusFox · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:36:20 PM »

What is Alexxx the champion of?

alexxx · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:39:59 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on March 25, 2006, 04:31:38 PM

here's a question: was your mom even slightly disturbed when she heard you asking these questions out loud to yourself, or was your Kelly Clarkson CD playing too loudy for her to hear you?

Give me a little more credit than that. I'm not listening to Clarkson. I am wathing Entertainment Tonight and from the looks of it gay is in style in holywood lately. Must be all the Jews running it.

Quote from: Sir William Idol on March 25, 2006, 04:32:32 PM

can you even "outgrow" your boyfriend?

How long have you been together?

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:40:53 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on March 25, 2006, 04:36:20 PM

What is Alexxx the champion of?

Alexxx holds the record for Speed Handjobs. Got M1 off in 35.988 seconds, and even cleaned him and tucked him back in afterwards.

alexxx · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:42:21 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on March 25, 2006, 04:33:33 PM

what are you and your husband doing tonight Alexxx? why don't you have him drop some of his seed in you from the looks of those toothpicks you call arms and legs you need it.

Funny how structure also starts with an S. Why doesn't Sarcasm look up properly structured sentence in the dictionary? I know! He can't read! hahaha

alexxx · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:43:15 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on March 25, 2006, 04:36:20 PM

What is Alexxx the champion of?

I am currently undefeated champion of the natural bodybuilders.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:43:30 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on March 25, 2006, 04:42:21 PM

Funny how Structure also starts with an S. Why doesn't Sarcasm look up properly structured sentence in the dictionay? I know! He can't read! hahaha

yes yes, the dictionay!!!!

240 is Back · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:44:11 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on March 25, 2006, 04:43:15 PM

I am currently undefeated champion of the natural bodybuilders.

god, this is a horrible troll account. not one funny redeeming feature.

alexxx · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:45:17 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on March 25, 2006, 04:40:53 PM

Alexxx holds the record for Speed Handjobs. Got M1 off in 35.988 seconds, and even cleaned him and tucked him back in afterwards.

Where is your sense of reality? Do you dream of rain cuming down on you?

Quote from: Power Rod on March 25, 2006, 04:43:30 PM

yes yes, the dictionay!!!!

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:45:43 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on March 25, 2006, 04:43:30 PM

yes yes, the dictionay!!!!

is that where I can look up the meaning of "setion"?

alexxx · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:47:46 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 25, 2006, 04:44:11 PM

god, this is a horrible troll account. not one funny redeeming feature.

Not everyone is running for the brutally beaten ass clown award.

Quote from: Al-Gebra on March 25, 2006, 04:45:43 PM

is that where I can look up the meaning of "setion"?

yes!

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:51:31 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on March 25, 2006, 04:42:21 PM

Funny how structure also starts with an S. Why doesn't Sarcasm look up properly structured sentence in the dictionary? I know! He can't read! hahaha

-Properly Structured Sentence /n./ A made up word by Champion Homo Alexxx in the early 21st century that is actually three separate words. Used when wanting to bring shame or embarassement upon oneself.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:52:32 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on March 25, 2006, 04:44:11 PM

god, this is a horrible troll account. not one funny redeeming feature.

Absolutely. whoever is the "brains" behind Alexxx lacks the wit and charisma to make the character work.

alexxx · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:54:40 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on March 25, 2006, 04:51:31 PM

-Properly Structured Sentence /n./ A made up word by Champion Homo Alexxx in the early 21st century that is actually three separate words. Used when wanting to bring shame or embarassement upon oneself.

embarassement lol what does that mean?

alexxx · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2006, 04:55:20 PM »

Quote from: Groink on March 25, 2006, 04:52:32 PM

Absolutely. whoever is the "brains" behind Alexxx lacks the wit and charisma to make the character work.

Believe you me Alexxx has more than plenty to spare!

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2006, 05:01:35 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on March 25, 2006, 04:54:40 PM

embarassement lol what does that mean?

nice catch fag. its the english spelling.

hillbilly · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2006, 05:06:11 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on March 25, 2006, 04:30:29 PM

Q.What does it take to become the best?
Well for me it just comes naturally. I always had the drive to outlift and out grow anybody around me.

Q.What is the best training method for a beginer?
Two words: DoggCrapp. This program is perfect for the beginer. There are even a lot of pros who need to go back to this program because they don't know how to train properly. After you have learned the exercises properly you may advance to volume training which I recomment.

Q.How come no matter what I do I never grow?
Thats simple. You simply don't want to and are a little girly man! Grow some balls and start lifting and eating big.

Alexxx will accept any questions you may have and will answer them to the best of his ability.

Ok why do u do this? (this being all of your posts) serious question

alexxx · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2006, 05:06:38 PM »

Quote from: Sue Ferrigno on March 25, 2006, 04:57:12 PM

"alexxx" wouldn't know wit if it slapped him with a big green lawsuit.

Your just mad cause Lou wouldn't give you oral.

Quote from: Sir William Idol on March 25, 2006, 05:01:35 PM

nice catch fag. its the english spelling.

There is a spell check button on the bottom right of your screen. Right click it once and that should help you a long way in finding meaningfull relationships you are cruising for on the boards!

alexxx · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2006, 05:08:16 PM »

Quote from: hillbilly on March 25, 2006, 05:06:11 PM

Ok why do u do this? (this being all of your posts) serious question

For the same reason you visit the dr. Colker for an anal exam once a week, because I have fun.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2006, 05:08:54 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on March 25, 2006, 05:06:38 PM

Your just mad cause Lou wouldn't give you oral.

There is a spell check button on the bottom right of your screen. Right click it once and that should help you a long way in finding meaningfull realationships you are cruising for on the boards!

alexxx · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2006, 05:11:16 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on March 25, 2006, 05:08:54 PM

Why you chaning my posts sir william dick licker?

alexxx · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2006, 05:33:23 PM »

Quote from: andrethegiantcock on March 25, 2006, 05:31:46 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHA "Alexxx"!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you're the type of "guy" that "accidently" walks into to gay club Lorenzos for a night on the town and orders 50 shots of vodka and invites all the "fellas" to grab a "shot on you" and when the big black guy wearing the assles chaps comes over to grab a shot you say "no honey...I want a cumshot on my face" hahahahahaha what a terd burgler

lol nice try ok finish that dog shit I left on your plate.