I can do it. I have acess to a classified government computer program that allows one to take video images and superimpose a series of graphical interfaces that allow you to determine a person's height and weight. It is accurate to within .025 inches and .05 pounds. It can also measure body fat and pens size (no homo) with similar accuracy. I'll get working on that for you as soon as the attendants here give me a few moments of free time.