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Do I need LIFE coaching?
« on: July 22, 2016, 12:11:45 PM »
Being an unashamed attention whore and knowing nobody cares, I felt it critical that I start this thread.

So what's your opinion of me ( Howard ) and could you please provide some details and rational for it.

Since nobody asked, I'll be happy to start.

I'm an older,  harmless , corny meathead that last had abs when Clinton was in office ( 1st term).
I've been married/divorced /remarried a few times and hope this one lasts until I croak.

I'm bored with life and even  bodybuilding fails to excite me now.
Imagine what a sad pc of poop you'll feel like if you're posting on getbig at my age.

Life sucks and then you die. 


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you could always make another "comeback" and compete at your local shopping mall again

right?

that story just blew me away when you told it , who admits to competing at a shopping mall?

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Being an unashamed attention whore and knowing nobody cares, I felt it critical that I start this thread.

So what's your opinion of me ( Howard ) and could you please provide some details and rational for it.

Since nobody asked, I'll be happy to start.

I'm an older,  harmless , corny meathead that last had abs when Clinton was in office ( 1st term).
I've been married/divorced /remarried a few times and hope this one lasts until I croak.

I'm bored with life and even  bodybuilding fails to excite me now.
Imagine what a sad pc of poop you'll feel like if you're posting on getbig at my age.

Life sucks and then you die.


You're a weirdo.
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why so bored Howard, nothing left to achieve?
Being an unashamed attention whore and knowing nobody cares, I felt it critical that I start this thread.

So what's your opinion of me ( Howard ) and could you please provide some details and rational for it.

Since nobody asked, I'll be happy to start.

I'm an older,  harmless , corny meathead that last had abs when Clinton was in office ( 1st term).
I've been married/divorced /remarried a few times and hope this one lasts until I croak.

I'm bored with life and even  bodybuilding fails to excite me now.
Imagine what a sad pc of poop you'll feel like if you're posting on getbig at my age.

Life sucks and then you die.



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Being an unashamed attention whore and knowing nobody cares, I felt it critical that I start this thread.

So what's your opinion of me ( Howard ) and could you please provide some details and rational for it.

Since nobody asked, I'll be happy to start.

I'm an older,  harmless , corny meathead that last had abs when Clinton was in office ( 1st term).
I've been married/divorced /remarried a few times and hope this one lasts until I croak.

I'm bored with life and even  bodybuilding fails to excite me now.
Imagine what a sad pc of poop you'll feel like if you're posting on getbig at my age.

Life sucks and then you die.



I think you are in need of vince life coach services to set you straight.

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You have your own house, a wife, retired, etc. Life isn't that bad. You aren't ill (presumably), not in jail, and not in debt (assuming). There are a lot of people who can't say that and are struggling with much less, and are miserable. But, I know what you mean. Whenever I am "bored", i.e. have too much time on my hands or money to burn, that is when I usually do something stupid like gamble too much or go partying too hard and end up regretting it. So that being said, it's not so bad.

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Probably a decent guy, slightly depressed. Would benefit from kriya yoga.

Would drink a non-alcoholic beer with

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Probably a decent guy, slightly depressed. Would benefit from kriya yoga.

Would drink a non-alcoholic beer with

Most upbeat reply I'm gonna get in this place.

tell ya what...I'll buy if you drink a few with me. ;)

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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2016, 04:32:49 PM »
Ask Coach for a job.

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you could always make another "comeback" and compete at your local shopping mall again

right?

that story just blew me away when you told it , who admits to competing at a shopping mall?

It was a real but Unsanctioned contest called the 1986 Mr Cannon Village .
It was held in the outdoor center stage area of the Cannon Village outlet mall,  Kannapolis, NC ( 30 min N of Charlotte) . Me and 2 other dudes competed along with 1 girl in the female div.

John Consider had just won the NPC- NC and was the one and only judge.
One thick but smooth blonde dude got drunk during the 2 hr break between judging and posing finals.
He passed out and slept it off somewhere LOL ( 100% serious on that).

The one guy left was pretty thick, and his most muscular was impressive.  So I did a lot of ab shots when we posed down. Plus, his posing sucked and he looked big and clumsy during his routine.
FYI, our posing music was on the outlet mall speakers. Shoppers were walking buy and most were like,  wtf are those meatheads doing there ??? :D

I got the win when the one judge thought I looked in better condition and handed up my name on a post it note .
The MC was some asst. manager of the outlet mall and announced me on a bull horn.

I got my trophy which was 18" tall and had 1986 Mr Cannon Village inscribed on it.
I also got a gift basket with several gift cards from the outlet stores in the mall.
Since it was early Saturday evening, I walked around and collected the prizes.

I was blown away at how impressed some of the store staff was about it.
I posed with a bunch of ladies and was asked to sign store flyers for them.
LOL, it was this half-assed contest that was the equivalent of winning Mr Howard's basement.
BUT, armed with that title , trophy and gift cards, I was a local celebrity.
Amazing how image and perception can change how women look at you. :P

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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2016, 04:43:45 PM »
Ask Coach for a job.

I guess he could slide a therapists coach into that storage container he uses for a training center.  ;D

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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2016, 04:48:36 PM »
Delete all your posts and run away like you did a few months ago not will help.

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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2016, 04:51:04 PM »
Being an unashamed attention whore and knowing nobody cares, I felt it critical that I start this thread.

So what's your opinion of me ( Howard ) and could you please provide some details and rational for it.

Since nobody asked, I'll be happy to start.

I'm an older,  harmless , corny meathead that last had abs when Clinton was in office ( 1st term).
I've been married/divorced /remarried a few times and hope this one lasts until I croak.

I'm bored with life and even  bodybuilding fails to excite me now.
Imagine what a sad pc of poop you'll feel like if you're posting on getbig at my age.

Life sucks and then you die. 



I hope you get cancer of the AIDS.

Unfunny prick

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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2016, 04:52:38 PM »
Delete all your posts and run away like you did a few months ago not will help.

Get Big aside, I wish I could do that with the horrific memory I have of nasty skanks I banged back in the day.

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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2016, 04:54:03 PM »
I hope you get cancer of the AIDS.

Unfunny prick

Even by get big standards, that seems a bit harsh, but wtf?

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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2016, 04:58:48 PM »
Never take advice from someone more messed up than you are.

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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2016, 04:59:32 PM »
Even by get big standards, that seems a bit harsh, but wtf?

It would be, if it was any other getbigger except you

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I was blown away at how impressed some of the store staff was about it.
I posed with a bunch of ladies and was asked to sign store flyers for them.
LOL, it was this half-assed contest that was the equivalent of winning Mr Howard's basement.
BUT, armed with that title , trophy and gift cards, I was a local celebrity.
Amazing how image and perception can change how women look at you. :P


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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2016, 05:10:20 PM »
Try having sex with your MILF of a wife and stop worrying about stupid ass bodybuilding.

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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2016, 05:41:59 PM »
It's really quite simple.

Stop acting like a hobbyless woman and get some interests and follow them.

The phrase "I'm bored" is for women and when you're stuck doing something a woman asked you to do.

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I think you are in need of vince life coach services to set you straight.

Or Shizzo's....

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It was a real but Unsanctioned contest called the 1986 Mr Cannon Village .
It was held in the outdoor center stage area of the Cannon Village outlet mall,  Kannapolis, NC ( 30 min N of Charlotte) . Me and 2 other dudes competed along with 1 girl in the female div.

John Consider had just won the NPC- NC and was the one and only judge.
One thick but smooth blonde dude got drunk during the 2 hr break between judging and posing finals.
He passed out and slept it off somewhere LOL ( 100% serious on that).

The one guy left was pretty thick, and his most muscular was impressive.  So I did a lot of ab shots when we posed down. Plus, his posing sucked and he looked big and clumsy during his routine.
FYI, our posing music was on the outlet mall speakers. Shoppers were walking buy and most were like,  wtf are those meatheads doing there ??? :D

I got the win when the one judge thought I looked in better condition and handed up my name on a post it note .
The MC was some asst. manager of the outlet mall and announced me on a bull horn.

I got my trophy which was 18" tall and had 1986 Mr Cannon Village inscribed on it.
I also got a gift basket with several gift cards from the outlet stores in the mall.
Since it was early Saturday evening, I walked around and collected the prizes.

I was blown away at how impressed some of the store staff was about it.
I posed with a bunch of ladies and was asked to sign store flyers for them.
LOL, it was this half-assed contest that was the equivalent of winning Mr Howard's basement.
BUT, armed with that title , trophy and gift cards, I was a local celebrity.
Amazing how image and perception can change how women look at you. :P

have you competed anywhere else?


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Re: Do I need LIFE coaching?
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2016, 06:59:45 PM »
You've one of those "hopeless romantics"...The CIA loves those traits in their agents...You should spice up your life a bit by becoming an agent. Then ask them if you could transfer to Dubai, India and go deep undercover and get to the bottom of what's going on over there with the pros and their paying schmoes...