It's going to be the most oppressed place on earth.
Source:
www.bullshitgetbignews.c om/bullshit/fakenewsgetbiggerspostdaily.
Some hightlights:
Women are only allowed into the park from 5:50 AM to 6:00AM
The Park pauses all rides 5 times a day for prayer. So if you're stuck upside on the JihadCoaster just pray and it'll be over soon.
Concession stands will only serve water and shish kababs. Everything else is fordbidden.
On hot days, misters will spray Drakkar Noir as you enter the park.
Some Carnival Games will include:
Hit the Jew (actual live Jew)
Rape the infidel
Drive the Bus through the Crowd
Recently added Behead the Priest
Blow up the Gay Club (new groups of gays bused in daily)
and the kids favorite bumper cars loaded with C4.
