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Hey Fortress...
« on: August 14, 2016, 11:03:42 AM »
I have two tickets to the Bran Van 3000 concert tonight at the Palladium...wanna go?

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Re: Hey Fortress...
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2016, 12:37:07 PM »
I have two tickets to the Bran Van 3000 concert tonight at the Palladium...wanna go?

Tickets for who? Where? Huh?

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Re: Hey Fortress...
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2016, 12:39:54 PM »
Bran Van the Islamic apologists?

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Re: Hey Fortress...
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2016, 12:42:17 PM »
Tickets for who? Where? Huh?
I think 311 will be at the palladium soon.

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Re: Hey Fortress...
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2016, 12:47:47 PM »
Not a clue. And where's the Palladium?

Anyway, thanks, but I'm training.

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Re: Hey Fortress...
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2016, 12:51:36 PM »
Where they kicked the beastie boys out of.

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Re: Hey Fortress...
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2016, 12:58:29 PM »
How about this clip Fortress?
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Re: Hey Fortress...
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2016, 01:25:13 PM »
How about this clip Fortress?


Old fuck sounds like petrified camel shit. Voice and guitar. Also ...

Joe Perry's a legendary musician who has never been an outstanding guitarist and is now a washed-up clown who has allowed his band to circle the shit drain for approximately three decades.

And "you don't get into Johnny Depp's kitchen every day"? What does this mean? That Depp's some exalted music guy who is a genius purveyor of musical heavyweights?

Depp is a hack guitar player who stars in shit movies, dresses like a Keith Richards wanna-be and gets washed by broads half his age in matrimonial destruction.

Plus he's got a painting of The Who's Pedo Pete on his wall (haha).

The whole scene's a drag.

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Re: Hey Fortress...
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2016, 01:59:16 PM »
Old fuck sounds like petrified camel shit. Voice and guitar. Also ...

Joe Perry's a legendary musician who has never been an outstanding guitarist and is now a washed-up clown who has allowed his band to circle the shit drain for approximately three decades.

And "you don't get into Johnny Depp's kitchen every day"? What does this mean? That Depp's some exalted music guy who is a genius purveyor of musical heavyweights?

Depp is a hack guitar player who stars in shit movies, dresses like a Keith Richards wanna-be and gets washed by broads half his age in matrimonial destruction.

Plus he's got a painting of The Who's Pedo Pete on his wall (haha).

The whole scene's a drag.

He was asking you out on a date....

0-51 now.

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Re: Hey Fortress...
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2016, 02:04:36 PM »
This was Bran Van 3000's big hit in the States -

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which sort of reminds me of this one hit wonder -

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Re: Hey Fortress...
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2016, 03:32:18 PM »
This was Bran Van 3000's big hit in the States -

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which sort of reminds me of this one hit wonder -

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What the ruddy fuck is all this crud? And why would anyone think Fortress would be into it?!