How about this clip Fortress?
Old fuck sounds like petrified camel shit. Voice and guitar. Also ...
Joe Perry's a legendary musician who has never been an outstanding guitarist and is now a washed-up clown who has allowed his band to circle the shit drain for approximately three decades.
And "you don't get into Johnny Depp's kitchen every day"? What does this mean? That Depp's some exalted music guy who is a genius purveyor of musical heavyweights?
Depp is a hack guitar player who stars in shit movies, dresses like a Keith Richards wanna-be and gets washed by broads half his age in matrimonial destruction.
Plus he's got a painting of The Who's Pedo Pete on his wall (haha).
The whole scene's a drag.