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There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« on: August 14, 2016, 02:18:00 PM »



Scientists just named the longest-living species of vertebrate animal. It's a creature that can live up to 400 years old, almost twice the lifespan of the oldest giant tortoises or bowhead whales, nature's next runners-up. These lords of longevity are the Greenland sharks, Somniosus microcephalus.

Although the Greenland sharks are not a newfound species, their absurdly long lifespan has only now been discovered. Julius Nielsen, a marine biologist at the University of Copenhagen in Denmark, and a team of fellow researchers have found that the mysterious sharks don't even reach maturity until 150 years. The slow-swimming sharks are endemic to the cold polar waters of the north Atlantic and Arctic oceans and can grow up to 17 feet in length. The scientists describe how they discovered the Greenland sharks' lifespan today in the journal Science.

"We were blown away by the lifespan of these sharks," says Peter Bushnell, a biologist with the team at Indiana University, South Bend. "Frankly, we sort of looked at this at first and asked ourselves, OK, so where did we go wrong?"

The rest of the article can be found here:  http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a22278/greenland-shark-live-for-400-years/

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2016, 02:21:19 PM »
Great thread, 10 replys easily.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2016, 02:25:53 PM »
Great thread, 10 replys easily.
A few will find the article fascinating. That is all I care about.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2016, 02:32:52 PM »
"Julius Nielsen, a marine biologist at the University of Copenhagen in Denmark, and a team of fellow researchers have found that the mysterious sharks don't even reach maturity until 150 years."

Looks like Wes has some competition after all.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2016, 02:36:39 PM »
Saw this on BBC the other day. It can be as old as 517 or some shit like that or as young as 236. Either way, it's old. There's a clam that's older that 500 years, and Wes probably had his dick in that nasty clam.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2016, 02:38:16 PM »
i want to know this sharks secret

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2016, 02:41:03 PM »
Saw this on BBC the other day. It can be as old as 517 or some shit like that or as young as 236. Either way, it's old. There's a clam that's older that 500 years, and Wes probably had his dick in that nasty clam.
I bet you were slightly let down when you typed in BBC, and a news site popped up.  :D

Isn't it amazing how little science can know sometimes? They just found out that this shark can live to be 400-500 years old. That is astonishing.

Lends credence to some of the legends of mythical beasts roaming the seas. How many generations would be able to tell stories of a creature who could live to be 500?

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2016, 02:44:00 PM »
i want to know this sharks secret

Become a 'sleeping pinhead' so you'll require almost no energy to keep going, then slow down even further by living in ice cold water.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2016, 02:45:38 PM »
Become a 'sleeping pinhead' so you'll require almost no energy to keep going, then slow down even further by living in ice cold water.
Further explanation as to how Wes has lasted this long.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2016, 02:48:47 PM »
Further explanation as to how Wes has lasted this long.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2016, 03:06:00 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2016, 03:30:16 PM »
This isn't bodybuilding related. Fuck off.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2016, 03:32:01 PM »
This isn't bodybuilding related. Fuck off.
Just like I thought. Gimmick trash just out looking for a response.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2016, 03:44:37 PM »
Lincoln Shot poster.


This news is at least 150 years old. These sharks end up blind most of lived because parasites eat their eyes.

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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2016, 03:46:49 PM »
Just like I thought. Gimmick trash just out looking for a response.


Hahaha. Just looking for responses is sort of your thing, dude.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2016, 03:48:53 PM »

Hahaha. Just looking for responses is sort of your thing, dude.
Nah, this is actually a legit thread. Same as the 10 Trump and Hillary threads, and the "which black person got shot in the back today" threads.

I just figured I would mix it up a bit.  :D


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« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2016, 03:56:21 PM »
Nah, this is actually a legit thread. Same as the 10 Trump and Hillary threads, and the "which black person got shot in the back today" threads.

I just figured I would mix it up a bit.  :D



Fair enough.


But still fuck off.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2016, 04:22:24 PM »
Good news, now we must figure out what that shark eats.. so we can all live 400+ years  8)

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2016, 06:58:31 PM »
Shizzo wondering what 400 year old Shark penis tastes like
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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2016, 07:09:45 PM »
if it hooks up with a kardashian it could get a hundred more..

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2016, 07:10:35 PM »
Bodybuilding related because the creaky-ass shark appears conditioned and muscular.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2016, 07:19:32 PM »
if it hooks up with a kardashian it could get a hundred more..

well greenland sharks are technically bottom feeders so they are essentially mudsharks
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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2016, 07:21:30 PM »



Scientists just named the longest-living species of vertebrate animal. It's a creature that can live up to 400 years old, almost twice the lifespan of the oldest giant tortoises or bowhead whales, nature's next runners-up. These lords of longevity are the Greenland sharks, Somniosus microcephalus.

Although the Greenland sharks are not a newfound species, their absurdly long lifespan has only now been discovered. Julius Nielsen, a marine biologist at the University of Copenhagen in Denmark, and a team of fellow researchers have found that the mysterious sharks don't even reach maturity until 150 years. The slow-swimming sharks are endemic to the cold polar waters of the north Atlantic and Arctic oceans and can grow up to 17 feet in length. The scientists describe how they discovered the Greenland sharks' lifespan today in the journal Science.

"We were blown away by the lifespan of these sharks," says Peter Bushnell, a biologist with the team at Indiana University, South Bend. "Frankly, we sort of looked at this at first and asked ourselves, OK, so where did we go wrong?"

The rest of the article can be found here:  http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a22278/greenland-shark-live-for-400-years/


Take off  zero and you will be sucking dick for the next 40 years.

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Re: There Is a Shark That Can Live for 400 Years or More.
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2016, 07:56:20 PM »
Not only will he suck your dick but he'll also educate you on shark lifespans, it's a fucking win, win.