Talking with a woman I was about to hookup with off Tinder then she said this...

[Conker]

and you have an issue with this
just drop a couple farts while she's down there to add to her pleasure.

[Kwon]

But whatever you do Methodman, NEVER kiss her on the mouth.

[OneMoreRep]

Is the op a virgin?


this all just sounds very weird....like, something a child would post

Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.

Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.

Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.

"1"

[Rusty Trombone]

Picture of the woman please.

[johnnynoname]

Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.

Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.

Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.

"1"

my main issue is i think I'm looking at this too much through the eyes of a soon to be 38 year old man

at my age.....well, at my age I don't even bother with tinder or internet dating because, well, it isn't real....it's bullshit.....even when it's real its fake

so, maybe I'm looking at this all too much from the fact that what's going on here is a limb from a already poisonous tree


talk is cheap when no eye contact is made......the fuck outta here if you think I'm gonna waste time talking to a woman on the intranet

[OneMoreRep]

my main issue is i think I'm looking at this too much through the eyes of a soon to be 38 year old man

at my age.....well, at my age I don't even bother with tinder or internet dating because, well, it isn't real....it's bullshit.....even when it's real its fake

so, maybe I'm looking at this all too much from the fact that what's going on here is a limb from a already poisonous tree


talk is cheap when no eye contact is made......the fuck outta here if you think I'm gonna waste time talking to a woman on the intranet

You're the man bro!!

People don't realize the pleasure it is to have JNN here.

"1"

[240 is Back]

today's single woman has it tough.  They no longer win the dude because they're nearby and he has to settle. 

Plus, they have to be freaky and imaginative.  We used to grow up seeing a dirty mag under a mattress someplace in our teens.  Today, kids are able to view actual porn in unlimited amounts from the minute they get a cell phone or ipad.   

This whole generation of men has access to the most extreme of porn, and thousands of women in their city, all while taking their morning dump.  Women have no chance today to be lazy.  They have to present the best angle, they have to be very freaky to stand out when trying to nab an eligible getbigger. 

so yes, telling you she will A2M is just par for course these days.  Go for it, she sounds like fun.

[polychronopolous]

today's single woman has it tough.  They no longer win the dude because they're nearby and he has to settle. 

Plus, they have to be freaky and imaginative.  We used to grow up seeing a dirty mag under a mattress someplace in our teens.  Today, kids are able to view actual porn in unlimited amounts from the minute they get a cell phone or ipad.   

This whole generation of men has access to the most extreme of porn, and thousands of women in their city, all while taking their morning dump.  Women have no chance today to be lazy.  They have to present the best angle, they have to be very freaky to stand out when trying to nab an eligible getbigger. 

so yes, telling you she will A2M is just par for course these days.  Go for it, she sounds like fun.

haha 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.

Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.

Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.

"1"

what if he never tried it before?

[Simple Simon]

Kind of wondering what the issue is with what the woman proposed. Many adults (both female & male) are into ass play.

Plus, if she is into that sort of thing, but you are not, why not simply be honest and tell her via that same exchange that you're not into ass play? You could then take her up for everything else she is willing to do/offer to you.

Worst case scenario, if you do go to meet her somewhere (public setting) and from a distance you realize she is hideous, you could always send her a text message stating that you had a family emergency or that your penis got caught in your zipper.

"1"

Mate of mine arranged a date with a girl he saw from the waist up at a nightclub table whilst drunk.
The next day he met her in town, he told me he didnt see her coming, he fucking heard her, massive huge tree trunk legs, he took her for a walk in the woods rather than a drink.

[DroppingPlates]

Picture of the woman please.

It's just an imaginary woman

[hardman]

donald smith the sex offender from celle germany

Peter Price the disabled, self employed cleaner.

[hardman]

donald smith the sex offender from celle germany

Peter price the Disabled spastic. your wife left you dude, guess it don't work down there... still you can play your Guitar

[Taffin]

What would Eric Stoltz do?  Granted, he'd probably shit on her and bury her in the back yard while screaming I WAS MARTY MCFLY, YOU FUCKING WHORE.  

  Where did that come from?

[Yamcha]

Eat some Pumpkin Pie Quest Bars; Tell her you are not into ass play; If she proceeds to lick your balloon knot, shit in her mouth.

[Papper]

Getting a female tongue up the ass is one of lifes little gifts

[Dr Dutch]

Sounds like you were talking to a dude with a fake tinder profile.   'Arsehole' is term a dude uses.  You got punked.

Arsehole is just Brittish English..

[Rusty Trombone]

Pic???

[bigmikecox]

I sent her a picture of my cock and she wrote back and I Quote, "Wow, I want to lick and kiss every millimeter of your cock and balls then gently lick out your arsehole".

The thought of anything going near my ass put me off. What should I do getbig? Just stop her when she tries to carry her plans out and go along with it untill then? Haha what's funny is that this is 100% true.

Not my thing either!

Still bang this sloot though

[Kwon]

Eat some Pumpkin Pie Quest Bars; Tell her you are not into ass play; If she proceeds to lick your balloon knot, shit in her mouth.