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Author Topic: Sept 2-3 2016 Possible return of Christ ?  (Read 2943 times)
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« on: August 28, 2016, 07:51:14 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2016, 07:27:13 PM »

Nope. He's scheduled to appear on a burrito.
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2016, 02:59:24 PM »

5th - 8th place at the MR.O.
No higher -- Ripped but not enough Mass.!!

Having that Straggly beard won't help either.
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2016, 01:04:54 PM »

Any updates on the return?
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2016, 01:49:23 PM »

Any updates on the return?

Any minute now.
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2016, 02:33:56 PM »

Any day and hour now?
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2016, 09:05:07 AM »

Nope. He's scheduled to appear on a burrito.

Actually, Jesus was indeed scheduled to appear on a burrito about 2,000 years ago.  He was right on schedule:

John 12:14-15 New International Version (NIV)

14 Jesus found a young donkey and sat on it, as it is written:

15 “Do not be afraid, Daughter Zion;
    see, your king is coming,
    seated on a donkey’s colt.”


And thus Jesus fulfilled a prophecy foretold hundreds of years before, by the prophet Zechariah:


Zechariah 9:9 New International Version (NIV)

9 Rejoice greatly, Daughter Zion!
    Shout, Daughter Jerusalem!
See, your king comes to you,
    righteous and victorious,
lowly and riding on a donkey,
    on a colt, the foal of a donkey.


Jesus is now scheduled to appear on a white horse:


Revelation 19:11-16 New International Version (NIV)

11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and wages war.
12 His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself.
13 He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God.
14 The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.
15 Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.” He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty.
16 On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

                                                    KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2016, 01:45:21 AM »

Jesus is now scheduled to appear on a white horse:


Revelation 19:11-16 New International Version (NIV)

11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and wages war.
12 His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself.
13 He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God.
14 The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.
15 Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.” He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty.
16 On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

                                                    KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS

Uh oh... Jesus dun' goofed! Tattoos aren't allowed per Leviticus 19:28: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
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