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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2016, 08:24:35 AM »
I train boxercise.

I'm a street brute. A king.


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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2016, 08:50:44 AM »
I have a black belt in Jane Fonda Aerobics
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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2016, 09:31:17 AM »
Ninjitsu?Is that jujitsu for black people?
they sneaks up on you, hit you wiff a can of grape soda then steals your womensis.

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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2016, 09:36:28 AM »
Ninjitsu?Is that jujitsu for black people?
No, a sacred art only used to beat up bodybuilding contenders, on the eve of a contest.. Ask Flex Wheeler.

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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #30 on: August 29, 2016, 09:39:43 AM »
I would reccomend that you study ninjitsu it has help me out in many dangerous situations I was onced backed up in an alley by a group of thugs trying to jack me and I drop a smoke bomb and when the smoke cleared I was gone.
Ninjutsu! '80s movie style!
I think Lee van Cleef or Sho Kosugi could turn invisble and had laser beams on their knuckle guards!

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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2016, 09:39:57 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3763232/Two-brutes-box-bloody-street-brawl-egged-baying-mob-Magaluf-strip.html

Some pencil arms being swung

Both Fight like a pair of drunken bums fighting over the very last dregs in their bottle of cider

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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2016, 11:28:15 AM »
I have a black belt in Jane Fonda Aerobics

BAHAHA!  :D
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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2016, 12:11:09 PM »
I dont think any art would give you an advantage in a street fight like this.


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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2016, 12:12:45 PM »
I like to use my ninja suit in urban settings, plenty of smoke bombs keep me invisible on the city streets


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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2016, 12:51:45 PM »
Did these deadly skills help you in any way in the real world?

Taekwondo from 11 until 14. Karate from 14 until 17 and Aikido from 24 until present (I'm 38 now).

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Re: Did anyone here study ninjitsu or karate?
« Reply #37 on: August 29, 2016, 06:05:26 PM »
Apparently, none of you have been in a real street fight.