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Army of One

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70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« on: August 30, 2016, 03:33:34 AM »
Lol



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Kwon

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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2016, 03:37:52 AM »
She must really be into fossils...


GET IT?? FOSSILS!!!


Muahahahaa



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleontology
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2016, 03:42:27 AM »
Dead by 71. Will have loads of fun in his final year at least.
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2016, 03:43:48 AM »
70yo and still digging  :D

Get it? digging!

Muahahahaa
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2016, 03:44:11 AM »
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2016, 03:57:06 AM »
Guess he likes older women
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Kwon

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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2016, 04:40:00 AM »
Quote from: Mitch on August 30, 2016, 03:43:48 AM
70yo and still digging  :D

Get it? digging!

Muahahahaa

 :D ;D
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2016, 04:41:46 AM »
old man funk of peace.
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Kwon

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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2016, 04:43:26 AM »
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2016, 05:07:16 AM »
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2016, 05:14:55 AM »
An archeology-student is always proud of her oldest and most ancient find.

Guessin' her friends were curious and asked her "Now where did you dig up that ol thing???"  :D ;D
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2016, 05:35:10 AM »
Sons and Daughters. 

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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2016, 05:38:46 AM »
Mousy as fuck.  That bitch looks 12.  :-\
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2016, 05:53:14 AM »
Trying to give her some velociraptor dick...

   Saggy baggy nutsack of peace
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2016, 06:25:09 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on August 30, 2016, 05:38:46 AM
Mousy as fuck.  That bitch looks 12.  :-\

Bet his old cheesestick is getting brutally mouse-trapped between "artistic fiddle" sets.
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2016, 06:30:06 AM »
Good for him. Of course, she's absolutely bonkers. The marriage is testament to her mental illness (of peace).

If I was him, I'd get as much as I could, because it ain't gonna last long.
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2016, 06:52:38 AM »
That is what I want to do when I am 70 lift weights and smash young pussy.
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2016, 07:29:15 AM »
Quote from: 8 INCH not biceps on August 30, 2016, 06:52:38 AM
That is what I want to do when I am 70 lift weights and smash young pussy.

Then why don't you start now?
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2016, 07:33:13 AM »
I bet he likes boning her.  Get it? Bone.  HAHAHA
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Kwon

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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2016, 07:33:40 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on August 30, 2016, 07:33:13 AM
I bet he likes boning her.  Get it? Bone.  HAHAHA

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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2016, 07:34:31 AM »
That's not Jodels..
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2016, 07:38:26 AM »
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2016, 07:49:58 AM »
old bald dude will die in her pussy tonite
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2016, 07:51:26 AM »
Quote from: Marty Champions on August 30, 2016, 07:49:58 AM
old bald dude will die in her pussy tonite

Maybe he wants to be her drain tonite
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Re: 70yr old paleontologist marries 19yr old
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2016, 08:46:49 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on August 30, 2016, 05:14:55 AM
An archeology-student is always proud of her oldest and most ancient find.

Guessin' her friends were curious and asked her "Now where did you dig up that ol thing???"  :D ;D
Stopped right there, cleared my history cookies and caches, restarted PC, did full PC scan, reinstalled windows and moved out of my country.  ;D
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