Author Topic: Oh, I know it hurts! Standing on TRUTH is most important for believers, no?  (Read 5905 times)

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Jesus was more into the strongman lifts. Back in the day he held the record for the cross carry.
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Every culture have their own vision of "God", when in reality he was an Alien that walked on four stilts / four pillars.

Things are just interpreted in different ways by different people in their "holy" scriptures.



They thought it was a God, but it was an Alien Outer Being related to Azathoth.

That four pillars were the 4 tractor beams of "god"'s UFO.
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But you albinos of the Christian faith, you have been bamboozled. Michelangelo ran a hustle on your Euro ancestors and you ran with it ever since.  :(
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You are on to something. Perhaps time to get a black Michelangelo to remedy the situation?

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A description of Jesus Himself is found in "The Archko Volume" which contains official court documents from the days of the Messiah. In a chapter entiled "Gamaliel's Interview" it states concerning Jesus (Yhshua):

"I asked him to describe this person to me, so that I might know him if I should meet him. He said: 'If you ever meet him [Yhshua] you will know him. While he is nothing but a man, there is something about him that distinguishes him from every other man. He is the picture of his mother, only he has not her smooth, round face. His hair is a little more golden than hers, though it is as much from sunburn as anything else. He is tall, and his shoulders are a little drooped; his visage is thin and of a swarthy complexion, though this is from exposure. His eyes are large and a soft blue, and rather dull and heavy....' This Jew [Judahite] is convinced that he is the Messiah of the world. ...this was the same person that was born of the virgin in Bethlehem some twenty-six years before..."

This is a reprinting of a letter from Pontius Pilate to Tiberius Caesar describing the physical appearance of Jesus. Copies are in the Congressional Library in Washington, D.C.

TO TIBERIUS CAESAR:

A young man appeared in Galilee preaching with humble unction, a new law in the Name of the God that had sent Him. At first I was apprehensive that His design was to stir up the people against the Romans, but my fears were soon dispelled. Jesus of Nazareth spoke rather as a friend of the Romans than of the Jews. One day I observed in the midst of a group of people a young man who was leaning against a tree, calmly addressing the multitude. I was told it was Jesus. This I could easily have suspected so great was the difference between Him and those who were listening to Him. His golden colored hair and beard gave to his appearance a celestial aspect. He appeared to be about 30 years of age. Never have I seen a sweeter or more serene countenance. What a contrast between Him and His bearers with their black beards and tawny complexions! Unwilling to interrupt Him by my presence, I continued my walk but signified to my secretary to join the group and listen. Later, my secretary reported that never had he seen in the works of all the philosophers anything that compared to the teachings of Jesus. He told me that Jesus was neither seditious nor rebellious, so we extended to Him our protection. He was at liberty to act, to speak, to assemble and to address the people. This unlimited freedom provoked the Jews -- not the poor but the rich and powerful.

Later, I wrote to Jesus requesting an interview with Him at the Praetorium. He came. When the Nazarene made His appearance I was having my morning walk and as I faced Him my feet seemed fastened with an iron hand to the marble pavement and I trembled in every limb as a guilty culprit, though he was calm. For some time I stood admiring this extraordinary Man. There was nothing in Him that was repelling, nor in His character, yet I felt awed in His presence. I told Him that there was a magnetic simplicity about Him and His personality that elevated Him far above the philosophers and teachers of His day.

Now, Noble Sovereign, these are the facts concerning Jesus of Nazareth and I have taken the time to write you in detail concerning these matters. I say that such a man who could convert water into win, change death into life, disease into health; calm the stormy seas, is not guilty of any criminal offense and as others have said, we must agree -- truly this is the Son of God!

Your most obedient servant,

Pontius Pilate

The following description of Jesus Christ was written by Publius Lentrelus, a resident of Judea in the reign of Tiberius Caesar. It first appeared in the writings of Saint Anselm of Canterbury, 11th century:

There lives at this time in Judea a man of singular virtue whose name is Jesus Christ, whom the barbarians esteem as a prophet, but his followers love and adore him as the offspring of the immortal God.

He calls back the dead from the graves and heals all sorts of diseases with a word or touch. He is a tall man, well-shaped, and of an amiable and reverend aspect; his hair of a color that can hardly be matched, falling into graceful curls, waving about and very agreeable crouching upon his shoulders, parted on the crown of the head, running as a stream to the front after fashion of the Nazarites. His forehead high, large and imposing; hs cheeks without spot or wrinkle, beautiful with a lovely red; his nose and mouth formed with exquisite symmetry; his beard, and of a color suitable to his hair, reaching below his chin and parted in the middle like a fork; his eyes bright blue, clear and serene. Look innocent, dignified, manly and mature. In proportion of body most perfect, and captivating; his arms and hands delectable to behold.

He rebukes with majesty, councils with mildness, His whole address whether in word or deed, being eloquent and grave. No man has seen him laugh, yet his manners are exceedingly pleasant, but he has wept frequently in the presence of men. He is temporate, modest and wise. A man for his extraordinary beauty and perfection, surpassing the children of men in every sense.

http://www.subtleenergies.com/ormus/jesus/descript.htm

http://www.thenazareneway.com/likeness_of_our_saviour.htm

http://christianity.stackexchange.com/questions/15310/are-these-historical-records-about-jesus-appearance-accurate

http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/evidence.html

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Jesus Descriptions from Eyewitnesses:  Blond hair and Blue eyes


Who cares whether he was black, white, yellow or some other color. I guess we all create our gods in our own image (perhaps with the exception of the Hindu with their elephant god...)

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exception of the Hindu with their elephant god...

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The Hindus haz many deities.
Many sayn too many deities but it do.

In the end it doesn't matter, it is all but fantasy.
Stupid is to fight over different fantasies...

Religious wars are conflicts between adult humans, where it is about who has the cooler, imaginary friend.
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Oof!  So what you're saying is that, in no way at all some way, Pontius Parillo and his fascial stretching theory were responsible for the horrible ending that may have occurred..?  The monster!  >:( >:(

Parillo washed his hands in innocence, remember ?

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Jesus was more into the strongman lifts. Back in the day he held the record for the cross carry.

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Parillo washed his hands in innocence, remember ?

Nice....

Get thee behind me Satan Parillo!....

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Nice....

Get thee behind me Satan Parillo!....




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Who cares whether he was black, white, yellow or some other color. I guess we all create our gods in our own image (perhaps with the exception of the Hindu with their elephant god...)

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You are a clown bud.. Dude says he was black - not a peep from you.

Dude says he was white and blonde - you need to make a dismissive statement.

You are one fucking cucked dude.
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That poor Parillo is always made fun of on getbig... :'(
















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You are a clown bud.. Dude says he was black - not a peep from you.

Dude says he was white and blonde - you need to make a dismissive statement.

You are one fucking cucked dude.

This.

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WHY IS MAN OF STEEL NOT YET UP IN THIS BITCH ( Thread not Coach) YET????  ???