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Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« on: August 31, 2016, 09:57:54 AM »
 ??? ;D
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2016, 09:59:59 AM »
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2016, 10:51:42 AM »
Because girls with perky tits stand quietly uncomfortable.
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2016, 02:48:48 PM »

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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2016, 02:38:30 AM »
Sensei's lack of willpower sickens me...  >:(


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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2016, 07:20:44 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on September 01, 2016, 02:38:30 AM
Sensei's lack of willpower sickens me...  >:(



from nico toscani,,to nico salami..
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2016, 07:45:53 AM »
He's a man that scours the planet to find the very best carrots and watermelons.

Or he's on the lam after killing GSP, sticking that goddamn knife in his neck.
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2016, 08:49:42 AM »
Quote from: njflex on September 01, 2016, 07:20:44 AM
from nico toscani,,to nico salami..

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2016, 11:09:19 AM »
Dudes like Stallone, JC van Damme, and Arnold never let themselves go like this.
Too bad, Seagal used to be pretty good in martial arts, which made up from his medium-level acting capacities....hope he will correct himself.
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2016, 11:18:39 AM »
even his hairline has an awesome Before/After
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2016, 11:27:24 AM »
Quote from: Sexual Mustard on September 01, 2016, 11:18:39 AM
even his hairline has an awesome Before/After

"hair"?

what is that??
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2016, 11:34:20 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on September 01, 2016, 02:38:30 AM
Sensei's lack of willpower sickens me...  >:(




Thougorly disgusting looking man in the second photo, absolute vulgar pig who almost certainly stinks of shit, piss and body odour rolled into one repulsive unique smell
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2016, 11:44:45 AM »
Fun for us at Getbig, but I really hope Seagal wll get himself together again...could happen in a month or 6.
But why should he ? I don't think he wil...... :-X
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2016, 11:51:50 AM »
Funny how he pretends to understand what the elder gentleman is saying.
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2016, 11:53:32 AM »
Quote from: njflex on September 01, 2016, 07:20:44 AM
from nico toscani,,to nico salami..

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2016, 12:12:26 PM »

Hahaha, that's Lukashenko - "the last dictator of Europe"
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2016, 12:18:30 PM »
Quote from: mass243 on September 01, 2016, 12:12:26 PM
Hahaha, that's Lukashenko - "the last dictator of Europe"

From Belarus ? He doesn't look like that all.... ;D
I agree he's the last remaining dictator in Europe. 
Still capital punishment for lotsa stuff, not ?
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2016, 12:25:44 PM »
The older he gets the more retarded he becomes. Happens to everybody in some way or form.
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2016, 12:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Dr Dutch on September 01, 2016, 12:18:30 PM
From Belarus ? He doesn't look like that all.... ;D
I agree he's the last remaining dictator in Europe.  
Still capital punishment for lotsa stuff, not ?

Two white-ruled countries in the world with capital punishment still effective. Bylorus is one of them. You guess the other (although they atm have black president)



That's his son btw bringing Steven the melon. He is trained to become the leader after his father   ;D





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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2016, 04:39:58 PM »
Quote from: njflex on September 01, 2016, 07:20:44 AM
from nico toscani,,to nico salami..
...NUTZ!...
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Re: Why Steven Seagal eating carrots ?
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2016, 01:34:49 AM »

Quote from: Dr Dutch on September 01, 2016, 11:44:45 AM
Fun for us at Getbig, but I really hope Seagal wll get himself together again...could happen in a month or 6.
But why should he ? I don't think he wil...... :-X

Of course he can!  He got back into shape after that 17 year coma didn't he?  A little bit of acupuncture and a few dips in Kelly LeBrock's fur-burger (we all know her 'Bermuda Triangle' would be bushy) and he'll be running around like a girl again in no time...
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