Doctor: Are you taking any other medications, drugs or supplements?
Smalls: No. Well actually, I have been taking creatine. Is that dangerous?
Doctor: Well, it could be. Let's take some blood and run some labs.
Smalls: Oh no! I'm terrified of needles!
One hour later...
Doctor: Your creatinine levels are indicating kidney failure and your testosterone levels are 17x higher than an average male. Would you like to tell me anything?
Smalls: Wow, I guess that creatine stuff really works!