Actually it did happen, my mate Polish Greg told me. He knows the guy who did it.
Polish guys aren't named Greg and you're all bunged up because your family is Muslim but you're new country and unemployable because you never had to get off your ass, so you're pushing middle age and still live in an attic with no means to become independent, and you're freaking out about it. How am I doing?
You're going to have to get a job. It won't be anything with cache but it'll be all yours which is more than you have now. It will be a genuine achievement, something you can really be proud of and build a life from, but you've got to begin. So pull up your socks and get on with it.