1. I'm piss broke and can't even afford the bus fare to Vegas.
2. I can oogle Bob Chick's MC wardrobe, just fine , from the free web stream.
3. After an hour of fun near Mirage Ice Machine 7, the Olympia contest fails to interest me.
4. All 16 of the MD forum fans need to be logged in to maintain their contest coverage sponsors.
5. I might get arrested for asking various bikini pros ; " Excuse me, but did you fart? Your butt smells! "
