Im going to leave these here just to gay up this thread a little more
^Bodybuilding related since Pitt is leaner than Heath
mr rambone heres a scenario, for you , just to show how the eternal and universal beauty of brad pitt can destroy a man ,
say its a friday afternoon and you have been working hard all week, not having much fun at your shitty job you hate, but pays you very well, and your like yeah i know what im going to do, after i get off work today im going to surprise my younger side piece girlfriend who i pay her apartment for , im going to show up pull her lil panties down and fuck her right up the ass, then ill take pics and post them for my bros on get big ! you start to think about this more and more and by lunch time your ready to explode, in fact your boss stops in after lunch to tell you what a good job your doing ! but you could care less about what this asshole is saying to you , all your thinking about is going to your side piece younger girlfriends apartment and treating her like the no good whore she is ! and better yet you know your wife is at home cooking dinner, and cleaning that house up your kids spent the week destoying and picking up the dog shit, that you always step in on accident.
by now your in a great mood.
you get off work do a couple lines of coke, and are in a super great getbig mood, ready to have a good time to cap off your long and shitty week. your like im going to surprise this whore to, i always like to surprise her and make her earn he keep , and do nasty shit i read about in penthouse letters when i was a kid !
you speed out of the parking lot almost getting a ticket your so excited, you arrive at her apartment, you have keys, so you let yourself in , the apartment has two floors,
when you open the door and something doesnt seem right, you smell sex and anal lube in the air , curious and intrigued you tip toe up the stairs, and there the door is wide open and this is what you see .
your young girlfriend passed out naked with the handsome brad pitt and her sister ! your pissed beyond relief thinking this cheating whore and with her sister ! i always wanted to fuck her sister to , but then realizing you stand no chance at all against the specimen of a man known as brad pitt , you leave quietly , driving home crying your eyes out , thus ruining your entire week. but you cant stop thinking about how brad takes and gets what he wants from any whore he wants !
