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People who pay with check at the cash
« on: September 21, 2016, 11:36:08 AM »
Should be beheaded on the spot.  Aloha Snackbar!

There were two lines at the store.  One with 3 people and one line with an older lady in it.  I chose that line.  Sure enough the kunt pulls out her checkbook to pay.  So now this retard who's never heard of cash, credit card or ATM card decides to go old school.  So of course the pimple popping teen at the cash has no fucking idea what to do.  So she goes and gets an older fat cashier.  They spend five minutes waiting for the kunt to fill in her details on the check.  They then need to crosscheck it with her driver's license.  Then they stick it into the machine to print some shit on it, meanwhile the cash next to me emptied out and she took care of another 3 additional people.  Shit is fucking brutal.

Sharia law at the checkout counter is needed.
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2016, 11:38:31 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on September 21, 2016, 11:36:08 AM
Should be beheaded on the spot.  Aloha Snackbar!

There were two lines at the store.  One with 3 people and one line with an older lady in it.  I chose that line.  Sure enough the kunt pulls out her checkbook to pay.  So now this retard who's never heard of cash, credit card or ATM card decides to go old school.  So of course the pimple popping teen at the cash has no fucking idea what to do.  So she goes and gets an older fat cashier.  They spend five minutes waiting for the kunt to fill in her details on the check.  They then need to crosscheck it with her driver's license.  Then they stick it into the machine to print some shit on it, meanwhile the cash next to me emptied out and she took care of another 3 additional people.  Shit is fucking brutal.

Sharia law at the checkout counter is needed.
Rule number one in a supermarket: NEVER pick the line with senior citizins in it. NEVER !
I am dead serious now.  >:(
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2016, 12:16:08 PM »
He's right.
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2016, 12:16:57 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on September 21, 2016, 11:36:08 AM
Should be beheaded on the spot.  Aloha Snackbar!

There were two lines at the store.  One with 3 people and one line with an older lady in it.  I chose that line.  Sure enough the kunt pulls out her checkbook to pay.  So now this retard who's never heard of cash, credit card or ATM card decides to go old school.  So of course the pimple popping teen at the cash has no fucking idea what to do.  So she goes and gets an older fat cashier.  They spend five minutes waiting for the kunt to fill in her details on the check.  They then need to crosscheck it with her driver's license.  Then they stick it into the machine to print some shit on it, meanwhile the cash next to me emptied out and she took care of another 3 additional people.  Shit is fucking brutal.

Sharia law at the checkout counter is needed.
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2016, 01:40:31 PM »
there should be stores specially designed for people over 60
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2016, 01:42:41 PM »
Quote from: Dr Dutch on September 21, 2016, 11:38:31 AM
Rule number one in a supermarket: NEVER pick the line with senior citizins in it. NEVER !
I am dead serious now.  >:(
You go appie or jumbo, or dirk?
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2016, 01:44:57 PM »













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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2016, 01:47:11 PM »
Quote from: Dr Dutch on September 21, 2016, 11:38:31 AM
Rule number one in a supermarket: NEVER pick the line with senior citizins in it. NEVER !
I am dead serious now.  >:(

True. Plus avoid any lane with a mentally challenged person. They will strike up a conversation with anyone and like to talk FOREVER
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2016, 01:47:24 PM »
Quote from: kreator on September 21, 2016, 01:40:31 PM
there should be stores specially designed for people over 60
Hold it! Mass243 and Dr. Dutch are closing in on 60 y/o so dont go there.
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2016, 01:49:02 PM »
Quote from: BananaHammock on September 21, 2016, 01:47:11 PM
True. Plus avoid any lane with a mentally challenged person. They will strike up a conversation with anyone and like to talk FOREVER
Welcome Bitch! I love Tom Jones.
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2016, 02:00:17 PM »
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2016, 03:00:59 PM »
Quote from: Hack Benchers on September 21, 2016, 01:49:02 PM
Welcome Bitch! I love Tom Jones.

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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2016, 03:34:15 PM »
For years,  I've felt the "express lane" checkout should exclude check writers. 
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2016, 12:31:38 AM »
Quote from: Dr Dutch on September 21, 2016, 11:38:31 AM
Rule number one in a supermarket: NEVER pick the line with senior citizins in it. NEVER !
I am dead serious now.  >:(

The Albert Heijn?

 The one with the 6' 6" /198 cm tall skinhead with 30 hole Rangers, Fred Perry, braces and 0 crop passing out political literature out front?
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2016, 01:26:23 AM »
Quote from: sync pulse on September 22, 2016, 12:31:38 AM
The Albert Heijn?

 The one with the 6' 6" /198 cm tall skinhead with 30 hole Rangers, Fred Perry, braces and 0 crop passing out political literature out front?

Oi! thats you right ! 88

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mass243

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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2016, 01:31:21 AM »
You young people are always in such a hurry.
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2016, 01:04:22 PM »
Quote from: Hack Benchers on September 21, 2016, 01:47:24 PM
Hold it! Mass243 and Dr. Dutch are closing in on 60 y/o so dont go there.
Hold on here....we are both in our 40's.  8)
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2016, 01:08:15 PM »
Quote from: Dr Dutch on September 22, 2016, 01:04:22 PM
Hold on here....we are both in our 40's.  8)

Yip yip,
And checks never were that big here in Finland anyways.
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2016, 05:02:30 PM »
Of course it's on purpose.  U just got trolled by a granny.  Have we taught you nothing?
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2016, 07:33:42 AM »
Quote from: Dr Dutch on September 22, 2016, 01:04:22 PM
Hold on here....we are both from the 40's.  8)

Fixed
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
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Re: People who pay with check at the cash
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