ARMY! Shit, Dude!!
You sound just like my Boot Camp DI giving all these new 'recruits' an "un-welcoming introduction"!
"Welcome to the Corps! Pick up that dog-shit!" .... were the first words I ever heard once I got through those guarded gates.
But I can honestly tell ya that some of these GetBig 'recruits' whom you consider to be lower than whale-shit, have most likely seen more real love combat than any 'combat' ever seen on this here GetBig Board.
And I mean hard-core type of shit combat.
And for that I think them wholeheartedly .... and welcome them to this here GetBig Board under the capable and instructive eye of Army!
Army, your boot camp style and hard core indoctrination is something that most of these new recruits will be writing home about in their first letter to mom and dad and converse about it for years to come
By the way, I think I out-rank ya even though I cannot prove it because my original GetBig joining shit was 'losted' for some reason beyond my control. (I think I lost my password and had to wait until Ron renewed my new membership which wasn't too very long ago!)
Accept this with all due respect GetBigger of year 2005!
And as my DI so graciously informed us ...... "Wiping your ass with toilet paper .... is like painting your ass with shit!"
And truer words were never spoken.