You are correct good sir...
Whiny bald shitty golfing phaggot! 
Speaking of which. I recently played the new Donald Trump course in the Bronx designed by Jack Nicklaus.
awesome,awesome course with incredible views of the Whitestone bridge and Manhattan.
not a single tree on the course. it's like you're playing in Ireland but in NYC.
first time I've ever played golf with ambulance,fire, and police sirens going off in the background

How dare you! Clavin is not shitty.