I would like to wish the entire east coast a safe next couple of days.

[King Shizzo]

Shit looks to be getting real for people who live on the east coast of Florida. The latest track of Matthew, has it swiping through the eastern half of Florida, as a category 4 Hurricane (130 MPH) tomorrow night at approximately 8 P.M. 

I have lived in Florida all of my life, and this is as bad as it potentially can get. We have not had a major hurricane landfall in about 11 or 12 years I believe. I live in a low-lying area, and I am worried about flood damage.

Many Floridians (including myself) have grown somewhat complacent, but this is enough to scare you back into reality.

Getbig, keep your fingers crossed.

[Waller]

Remember, more batten down the hatches and less down the hatch.

[Simple Simon]

stick something up your ass or it will fill up with water.

[King Shizzo]

I am not blowing things out of proportion.

[Tapeworm]

"Matthew"  This storm sounds gay.

I thought hurricanes always had girl names.  Has the global conspiracy even infiltrated the hurricane name office?

[Kwon]

"Matthew"  This storm sounds gay.

I thought hurricanes always had girl names.  Has the global conspiracy even infiltrated the hurricane name office?

Even the Hurricanes are now cis-gender pansexual and whatnot

New York-style




Bi-Gendered
Cross-Dresser
Drag-King
Drag-Queen
Femme Queen
Female-to-Male
FTM
Gender Bender
Genderqueer
Male-To-Female
MTF
Non-Op
Hijra
Pangender
Transexual/Transsexual
Trans Person
Woman
Man
Butch
Two-Spirit
Trans
Agender
Third Sex
Gender Fluid
Non-Binary Transgender
Androgyne
Gender-Gifted
Gender Bender
Femme
Person of Transgender Experience
Androgynous

Thanks New York

[Skeletor]

Even the Hurricanes are now cis-gender pansexual and whatnot

New York-style




Bi-Gendered
Cross-Dresser
Drag-King
Drag-Queen
Femme Queen
Female-to-Male
FTM
Gender Bender
Genderqueer
Male-To-Female
MTF
Non-Op
Hijra
Pangender
Transexual/Transsexual
Trans Person
Woman
Man
Butch
Two-Spirit
Trans
Agender
Third Sex
Gender Fluid
Non-Binary Transgender
Androgyne
Gender-Gifted
Gender Bender
Femme
Person of Transgender Experience
Androgynous

Thanks New York

First time I've heard most of these but what exactly is a "Hijra"?

[Kwon]

First time I've heard most of these but what exactly is a "Hijra"?

No idea, ask someone from New York.




EDIT: Hijra (for translations, is a term used in South Asia – particularly in India – to refer to trans women (male-to-female transgender individuals).
In different areas of India, transgender people are also known as Aravani, Aruvani or Jagappa.

[Man of Steel]

Shit looks to be getting real for people who live on the east coast of Florida. The latest track of Matthew, has it swiping through the eastern half of Florida, as a category 4 Hurricane (130 MPH) tomorrow night at approximately 8 P.M. 

I have lived in Florida all of my life, and this is as bad as it potentially can get. We have not had a major hurricane landfall in about 11 or 12 years I believe. I live in a low-lying area, and I am worried about flood damage.

Many Floridians (including myself) have grown somewhat complacent, but this is enough to scare you back into reality.

Getbig, keep your fingers crossed.

Should I pray for you?  Or throw good vibes into the universe?  Or not worry about it because our existence is ultimatwly purposeless and inevitably doomed via universal expansion?

[Skeletor]

Should I pray for you?  Or throw good vibes into the universe?  Or not worry about it because our existence is ultimatwly purposeless and inevitably doomed via universal expansion?

Does god have a plan for shizzo? Did god know about the dick sucking before it happened?

[King Shizzo]

Should I pray for you?  Or throw good vibes into the universe?  Or not worry about it because our existence is ultimatwly purposeless and inevitably doomed via universal expansion?

Do whatever makes you feel better about yourself. It's more about luck then superstition anyway.

[WalterWhite]

I just heard areas are evacuating. Are they recommending that to your area?

[Princess L]

Stay safe Floridians

 

[King Shizzo]

I just heard areas are evacuating. Are they recommending that to your area?

Those are mainly the immediate coastlines and Islands. We are voluntary, although still well within the current target range of the hurricane.

On the positive side, I am a built-in flotation device.

[WalterWhite]

Those are mainly the immediate coastlines and Islands. We are voluntary, although still well within the current target range of the hurricane.

On the positive side, I am a built-in flotation device.

 

[Man of Steel]

Do whatever makes you feel better about yourself. It's more about luck then superstition anyway.

Here's an idea.  I could take your post, start a new thread and add a poll asking Getbig if they care about your circumstances.

Then I'll add random posts inciting mockery and pretend we're friends.

Would that help?

[DanielPaul]

Those are mainly the immediate coastlines and Islands. We are voluntary, although still well within the current target range of the hurricane.

On the positive side, I will blow you free of charge.

fixed

[Montague]

Here's an idea.  I could take your post, start a new thread and add a poll asking Getbig if they care about your circumstances.

Then I'll add random posts inciting mockery and pretend we're friends.

Would that help?

 

[Danjo]

Those are mainly the immediate coastlines and Islands. We are voluntary, although still well within the current target range of the hurricane.

On the positive side, round of blowjobs for the house, on me!

(original post restored)

[loco]

Here's an idea.  I could take your post, start a new thread and add a poll asking Getbig if they care about your circumstances.

Then I'll add random posts inciting mockery and pretend we're friends.

Would that help?

LOL

[NelsonMuntz]

Even the Hurricanes are now cis-gender pansexual and whatnot

New York-style




Bi-Gendered
Cross-Dresser
Drag-King
Drag-Queen
Femme Queen
Female-to-Male
FTM
Gender Bender
Genderqueer
Male-To-Female
MTF
Non-Op
Hijra
Pangender
Transexual/Transsexual
Trans Person
Woman
Man
Butch
Two-Spirit
Trans
Agender
Third Sex
Gender Fluid
Non-Binary Transgender
Androgyne
Gender-Gifted
Gender Bender
Femme
Person of Transgender Experience
Androgynous

Thanks New York

FIXED

[NelsonMuntz]

Just to add stay safe Shizzo and remember you can use your sucking skills as currency if needed

[240 is Back]

+ tubs of protein
+ rice, rice, rice
+ all the candles, supplies

+ junk food to snack on if the power is out for a week.

[NelsonMuntz]

+ tubs of protein
+ rice, rice, rice
+ all the candles, supplies

+ junk food to snack on if the power it out for a week.

you stay safe as well,

dont eat all that stuff this week or you will be 240 lol

[240 is Back]

you stay safe as well,

dont eat all that stuff this week or you will be 240 lol

haha i went overboard and bought a bunch in bulk back on tuesday.  beat the crowds, and figured worst case, I just have stuff to eat slow for a week or three.
I have a powered treadmill, and an eliptical that doesnt need power.   So worst case, I'm doing cardio, playing on the cheap weider bench, reading boring ass programming books, playing acoustic guitar, and drinking jack for a few days :-)

Worst part of hurricane isn't the storm - i live in super house with year-round shutters, so storm itself isn't bad.  It's after... when power is down... boredom and heat index still hits 98 every day.  Soooo hoping it doesn't hit us.

Oh, and the new 'ensemble' prediction model - you won't believe this - same thing ivan did in 2005, I think.   Or wilma?   I think ivan.  turned a 270 degree on us and came back.