Assess my life situation (27 years old)

[Deeplifter]

Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

[d0nny2600]

Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

Transfer the 70k to me and you will be instantly happy

[R.A.M.]

[Deeplifter]

Cmon guys looking for some serious advice here

[Nether Animal]

You still have time to join the 27 club.

[YngiweRhoads]

Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

[SilverSpoon]

You haven't been living.

You've just been killing time.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

lol at

-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-Virgin
-Around 70k saved up


Take 2 grand of the 70k you saved up and bang 300 dollar a night whores for a week. You'll then have 68K saved up and you wont be a virgin anymore. Then drain your family's business accounts and report your family as a sleeping Terror cell...

[Deeplifter]

You haven't been living.

You've just been killing time.

Thats EXACTLY how I feel. I feel like I have let my parents make all my decisions for me (still my responsibility)
I lost contact with all my friends for years and now that I re-connected with them, all of them are married have bought houses and have meaningful relationships.

And I'm just here finishing my degree and havn't even found my first girlfriend

Wow what have I been doing with my fucking life.

[FREAKgeek]

Whose gimmick is this?

[Deeplifter]

lol at

-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-Virgin
-Around 70k saved up


Take 2 grand of the 70k you saved up and bang 300 dollar a night whores for a week. You'll then have 68K saved up and you wont be a virgin anymore. Then drain your family's business accounts and report your family as a sleeping Terror cell...

Honestly the only thing I want is a meaningful relationship. Don't care too much about the debauchery.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Is that 70K sitting in a bank account just melting away with the Jew Bankers taking ownership?  Keep your eye out on stocks.  If Trump wins the market will crash but will then rebound.  You can make some awesome money.
Otherwise, buy a franchise.  In case you didn't know Krispy Kreme used to limit themselves to two stores per metropolitan areas.  That meant driving 20-30 minutes just for a donut.  Now that they sold to a big investment firm they opened up franchises.  Now is a good time to get one in a heavy traffic area, especially near blue collar work areas and night clubs.  You can make bank in the morning with the workers and at night with drunk club goers.


EDIT - by the way, if you still live at home at 27 you better be fucking helping pay for mortgage, food etc... Even pony up to get a housekeeper every week to help clean your house so your mom doesn't have to.

DOUBLE EDIT - being a virgin and wanting a girlfriend are a recipe for disaster.  Go and fuck a few whores because what will happen is you'll meet some chick, she'll give you some pussy and you'll instantly fall in love and she might end up being a complete psycho, fuck you over, make you spend your money and since you're finally getting some pussy you'll be her slave.  Not a good position to be in.

[_bruce_]

Whose gimmick is this?

 

[Deeplifter]

Is that 70K sitting in a bank account just melting away with the Jew Bankers taking ownership?  Keep your eye out on stocks.  If Trump wins the market will crash but will then rebound.  You can make some awesome money.
Otherwise, buy a franchise.  In case you didn't know Krispy Kreme used to limit themselves to two stores per metropolitan areas.  That meant driving 20-30 minutes just for a donut.  Now that they sold to a big investment firm they opened up franchises.  Now is a good time to get one in a heavy traffic area, especially near blue collar work areas and night clubs.  You can make bank in the morning with the workers and at night with drunk club goers.


EDIT - by the way, if you still live at home at 27 you better be fucking helping pay for mortgage, food etc... Even pony up to get a housekeeper every week to help clean your house so your mom doesn't have to.

DOUBLE EDIT - being a virgin and wanting a girlfriend are a recipe for disaster.  Go and fuck a few whores because what will happen is you'll meet some chick, she'll give you some pussy and you'll instantly fall in love and she might end up being a complete psycho, fuck you over, make you spend your money and since you're finally getting some pussy you'll be her slave.  Not a good position to be in.

Actually I am thinking of using it as downpayment for an investment property. The real estate market is good in Canada.

Its funny you mentioned that - I did get a girlfriend and almost became her slave. Relationship ended and I became severely depressed. Honestly, it only happened last month but I think it was the best thing to happen to me. It kind of "woke me up" like neo from the matrix about my situation.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Actually I am thinking of using it as downpayment for an investment property. The real estate market is good in Canada.

Its funny you mentioned that - I did get a girlfriend and almost became her slave. Relationship ended and I became severely depressed. Honestly, it only happened last month but I think it was the best thing to happen to me. It kind of "woke me up" like neo from the matrix about my situation.

Yes, but it's a short memory, once you stick your cock into her warm vag you'll be her slave again.  If you're lucky she'll be a good girl, but that is 1 in 100.  The majority will know that you are slave to her pussy and will try to milk you for all it's worth.  Don't buy presents except for maybe birthday and christmas and keep it under $100.  Don't get caught buying an expensive gift because you'll set expectations too high that anything you buy that is less will never compare forcing to keep beating your last gift.  If she tries to blackmail sex for favors ( girls are real good at this and don't make it obvious) then drop her.  They know that once you got a hard on that your brain is mush.  Canada has a lot of the best strip clubs where the chicks are full nude and they will do a lot behind closed doors.  Spend $100 a week fucking a whore just to get it out of your system.  You'll feel better.

[Rascal full]

Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

Plenty of hope for you so chin up! You are only 27 and have 70k that's a great position to be in. What do you want from life? What gets your juices flowing? Name some of your passions and we can advise you more.

[Thong Maniac]

Hey guys, since most of you are a little older crowd here, I would like you to asses my situation as I feel a little lost in life

-27 years old
-Not in the best shape (high 20s bf, and working to get in shape)
-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-No degree (finishing it this year)
-Virgin
-Quit dead end IT job to finish school (business degree). Also taking a tax preparation course so I could open my own business
-Will possibly join family business (finance)
-Around 70k saved up

I feel like for the past 27 years I have been just "existing" rather than living and enjoying life. Basically just worked, tried to go to school but lacked motivation and gym. Never went out. I think you are supposed to wake up happy in life and looking forward to it rather than "fuck what am I going to do today"

My immediate goals are to find a girlfriend and finish that degree.

Do I have any hope?

dude im empathize with you for sure. the 27 virgin thing, bro...take 1k and bang a high end escort. Done! it will be fun, and will get it off your mind. 500-100 will get you a big fake titted skinny porn looking chic in many cities.

money; 70k is more than most americans have in their name and your only 27. good spot to be in. id put 20-30k immediately into some mod-risky mutal funds, or buy a small quaint house in a city center (not suburbs, and NOT a condo).
do not play with short term investing on stocks. its just legalized gambling and if you dont know what u are doing you will lose BIG. i gamble here n there in stocks and i lose like 70 percent of the time. dont let rich piania fool you. you need algorythms, real-time trade software etc. and know how to play it. takes years. dont do it.

hell man im early thirties and married and feel like you do. just living and collecting a paycheck. no real substance. when i feel like this, i think about teens and young adults who died in battle as virgins or before they even got to do anything. like a 15 yr old in the civil war made to take a musket ball to the face.  just life gone in a flash, boom. done. while im sitting here eating good food in a nice house and complaining that mynlife has no substance. atleast im alive I suppose so i snap out of it, but i feel what u are saying for sure. some people love that instagram meaningless life of selfies and goochi shoes. i want something more, so I do get depressed often when I feel like its unobtainable.

man you gotta travel for a year or something. for real, my advice take 3k...hit up a thailand/vietnam adventure for 3 weeks. come home, then move out and get on with it. i know its hard since your a virgin, but after having sex for years...part of me feels like i should have just moved to a diff country, not worried about pussy a single bit, and followed my dreams of (well im still not sure what those dreams are...).

oh and throw your cultural norms out the fucking window. if they are keeping you from being happy, then toss them the fuck out and make your own norms/culture

[spiro]

Get the hell out of your parents home finish school start hitting the gym and get a job. Women will come and go.

[#1GymRat]

not best advice to give advice when you not even taking your own advice. fix your thign first then tell others how or else you are just a guy who is tellign people things but not doing same things you say. your advice should not be taken!  you are depresed

dude im empathize with you for sure. the 27 virgin thing, bro...take 1k and bang a high end escort. Done! it will be fun, and will get it off your mind. 500-100 will get you a big fake titted skinny porn looking chic in many cities.

money; 70k is more than most americans have in their name and your only 27. good spot to be in. id put 20-30k immediately into some mod-risky mutal funds, or buy a small quaint house in a city center (not suburbs, and NOT a condo).
do not play with short term investing on stocks. its just legalized gambling and if you dont know what u are doing you will lose BIG. i gamble here n there in stocks and i lose like 70 percent of the time. dont let rich piania fool you. you need algorythms, real-time trade software etc. and know how to play it. takes years. dont do it.

hell man im early thirties and married and feel like you do. just living and collecting a paycheck. no real substance. when i feel like this, i think about teens and young adults who died in battle as virgins or before they even got to do anything. like a 15 yr old in the civil war made to take a musket ball to the face.  just life gone in a flash, boom. done. while im sitting here eating good food in a nice house and complaining that mynlife has no substance. atleast im alive I suppose so i snap out of it, but i feel what u are saying for sure. some people love that instagram meaningless life of selfies and goochi shoes. i want something more, so I do get depressed often when I feel like its unobtainable.

man you gotta travel for a year or something. for real, my advice take 3k...hit up a thailand/vietnam adventure for 3 weeks. come home, then move out and get on with it. i know its hard since your a virgin, but after having sex for years...part of me feels like i should have just moved to a diff country, not worried about pussy a single bit, and followed my dreams of (well im still not sure what those dreams are...).

oh and throw your cultural norms out the fucking window. if they are keeping you from being happy, then toss them the fuck out and make your own norms/culture

[Thong Maniac]

not best advice to give advice when you not even taking your own advice. fix your thign first then tell others how or else you are just a guy who is tellign people things but not doing same things you say. your advice should not be taken!  you are depresed

so you think im depressed or are u just being a dick? im always self analyzing myself, so please offer suggestions. im honestly open to suggestions if you have some.

[bushwaiter]

lol at

-Live at home (cultural reasons)
-Virgin
-Around 70k saved up


Take 2 grand of the 70k you saved up and bang 300 dollar a night whores for a week. You'll then have 68K saved up and you wont be a virgin anymore. Then drain your family's business accounts and report your family as a sleeping Terror cell...

this may be the best answer in the history of answers

[Deeplifter]

Thanks guys, I think I shouldn't let my negative beliefs hold me back. If theres a will theres a way

[Rudee]

I bought my first condo 1bdrm+den when I had just turned 30.  Was best decision I ever made.  Had it for 6 years before selling it, and made a very nice profit.  Used the profit from my condo sale and put that down on another condo that was a 2bdrm and had underground parking, that was just a 2 minute walk from the YMCA.  Lived there for a few years before selling it at a profit and bought my first detached house with an attached garage.  If you can get in the market at a good time, you can slowly move up to a nicer place in a nicer neighborhood every few years or so provided your property increases in value, and you make you nicely even after the realtor fees.  The amount I owe to the bank is low enough that I have a bank line of credit instead of a conventional mortgage.  The market has since slowed down in Calgary due to the low oil prices.

[#1GymRat]

first step realize where you are and asking and giving advice. you are in the stage of not happy and not sad and second guess. should see doctor or stop beign mental patient who ask why is or who is. sometimes just is. many people here take one situation and tell everyone that everthning is same and always will be but they not really no.

so you think im depressed or are u just being a dick? im always self analyzing myself, so please offer suggestions. im honestly open to suggestions if you have some.

[Karpaasi]

At this point it is a good thing that you don't have a girlfriend. You're not ready for it. Women will walk over you if you don't posses certain mental toughness and assertiveness. Respect for yourself. If you're like a boss women will come to you and want to be your girlfriend. I would suggest go to tinder or talk to a stranger in a street or go a bar to approach women. The more you do it, less needy you become and you learn social dynamics between man and women.

Invest the money you have saved in yourself! There is a plenty of guys like you so don't worry about it.