just go on FB and change your status to "Getbig Stud is Single".
The first 15 females that "like" this status, write down their names. Take a nap, wake up, shower, and then PM all 15 of them, from the hottest down, asking them out that night.
You will hook up. Next night, you write the #2 hottest, and take her out. Repeat as needed.