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03-29-06 - Case Update
« on: March 29, 2006, 07:22:06 AM »
5:40 am - Titus wakes up in CCDC, realizes his dream about sucker-punching Kamali in the middle of his Terminator posing routine will never happen. Goes back to sleep.

6:00 am - Revele sounds. Titus awakes. Picks up copy of Prison Life. Wonders what it takes to get on the cover. Does 100 push ups. Flexes. Cellmate applauds. He's still got it.

6:15 am - Breakfast is served. Oatmeal and a banana. Okay, it's not the Rio buffet, but it's healthy. While cellmate takes crap 3 feet away, Titus swipes and downs celly's oatmeal and banana. Master's Olympia is just weeks away now.

6:36 am - Writes letter to Kelly.  Tries to befriend pigeon nesting just outside cell window.  Turns out pigeon is old friends with Melvin Anthony. Nothing doing.

6:50 am - Cellmate tells Titus he's hungry. Titus unsnaps his pants. Both are satisfied.

7:01 am - Guard tells Titus to get ready for court. Today is a big day. Titus checks hair in mirror. Oops. No hair.

7:20 am - Titus dressed and ready for court. He asks guard to check getbig.com for any updates. Guard tells him someone is mocking his daily routine. Titus instructs guard to PM "I'll be outta here soon, Brother. Watch your back."

...to be continued

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Re: 3-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2006, 10:19:12 AM »
good one...keep us posted!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: 3-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2006, 11:24:57 AM »
No that was really good ;D

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Re: 3-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2006, 11:18:59 PM »
how bout a update on Kelly "Nose" Ryan

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Re: 3-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2006, 06:02:38 AM »
craig and kelly wont be liked by the jury.  he's a creep and she's an idiot. they will spend many years behind bars for their supreme selfishness.

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Re: 3-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2006, 07:58:32 PM »
Well because of this trouble Titless is in he is probably banned from the IFBB.  But when he gets out he may very well be welcome to compete the 50th Annual PDI Masters Championships.  Hopefully he will stay in shape.

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Re: 3-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2006, 11:55:48 AM »
He will never be getting out.



They're both gonna pay full fare on this one.

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Re: 3-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2006, 10:11:29 PM »
lol

do kelly! do kelly!

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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2006, 07:25:26 AM »
Better than fiction:

-Kelly makes sure to give full details of what happened to someone she'd known a couple of years at most.

-Craig's startled when informed that they can use DNA to ID the body in his car.. ???

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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2006, 08:32:58 AM »
5:40 am - Titus wakes up in CCDC, realizes his dream about sucker-punching Kamali in the middle of his Terminator posing routine will never happen. Goes back to sleep.

6:00 am - Revele sounds. Titus awakes. Picks up copy of Prison Life. Wonders what it takes to get on the cover. Does 100 push ups. Flexes. Cellmate applauds. He's still got it.


6:15 am - Breakfast is served. Oatmeal and a banana. Okay, it's not the Rio buffet, but it's healthy. While cellmate takes crap 3 feet away, Titus swipes and downs celly's oatmeal and banana. Master's Olympia is just weeks away now.

6:36 am - Writes letter to Kelly.  Tries to befriend pigeon nesting just outside cell window.  Turns out pigeon is old friends with Melvin Anthony. Nothing doing.

6:50 am - Cellmate tells Titus he's hungry. Titus unsnaps his pants. Both are satisfied.

7:01 am - Guard tells Titus to get ready for court. Today is a big day. Titus checks hair in mirror. Oops. No hair.

7:20 am - Titus dressed and ready for court. He asks guard to check getbig.com for any updates. Guard tells him someone is mocking his daily routine. Titus instructs guard to PM "I'll be outta here soon, Brother. Watch your back."

...to be continued

Special "Daily Grind" Ed


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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2006, 12:45:51 PM »
Word has it that Wayne DeMilia has already signed Titus to appear at his new federation's NOC as shackled guest poser in some grim, sordid prison break scene (with dry ice, of course) designed by stage designer extraordinaire Charles Blake, to open the show.

Remember those R.I.P. headstones they did back in the WBF days?? Lame!

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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2006, 04:48:54 PM »
Word has it that Wayne DeMilia has already signed Titus to appear at his new federation's NOC as shackled guest poser in some grim, sordid prison break scene (with dry ice, of course) designed by stage designer extraordinaire Charles Blake, to open the show.

Remember those R.I.P. headstones they did back in the WBF days?? Lame!
Or maybe a pair of Craig & Kelly lookalikes (say, Lee Priest and Diana Dennis) could bring back "couples posing", and stage a reenactment of their doomed relationship.  The posing music could be Elvis' "Viva Las Vegas" lip-synched
by Lonnie Teper.  I'll give Wayne a call now...
 

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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2006, 05:50:17 PM »
Better than fiction:

-Kelly makes sure to give full details of what happened to someone she'd known a couple of years at most.

-Craig's startled when informed that they can use DNA to ID the body in his car.. ???

yeah love that....


and goat boy.   nicely said.  they dont' need Ryan for anything as you pointed out.  The prosecutor may still want to give her a deal or daddy may be going for it on his end.


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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2006, 10:33:14 PM »
Ram...
Diana Dennis.. FFffffffuuuccccc
Dude, I laughed my ass off over that one. I never made the connection, but actually there is one.
 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2006, 10:33:45 AM »
Dianna Dennis is looking like a drag queen as of late and has recently put some mass back on!!!  Her voice is deeper than Alexxx's!!! LOL ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2006, 08:28:34 AM »
Ram...
Diana Dennis.. FFffffffuuuccccc
Dude, I laughed my ass off over that one. I never made the connection, but actually there is one.
 ;D ;D ;D
A connection, huh?  I TOTALLY believe you.  If there's only Six Degrees of Seperation amongst the world population, there's gotta be  about what? TWO Degrees of Seperation amongst we bodybuilders.  And I mean WE on this board.  (BTW, I ran into Gary Strydom in Gold's last night who's absolutely ready to make his comeback at the NOC.  VERY inspiring condition.  Like looking at lightening.) 

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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2006, 04:18:44 PM »
<<BTW, I ran into Gary Strydom in Gold's last night who's absolutely ready to make his comeback at the NOC.  VERY inspiring condition.  Like looking at lightening>>

So, um, by "lightening" you mean mentally, right? <<BUMP>>

By chance did our boy have a snappy pair of his baggies on, circa 1985, and a newly woven hairpiece?
Nah, Gary's a nice guy... But he's a little sad at this point, isn't he? :-\   It's like Francis Benfatto resurrecting his career...

(The "Connection" = Diana looks like a shriveled up Kelly)

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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2006, 07:10:13 AM »
<<BTW, I ran into Gary Strydom in Gold's last night who's absolutely ready to make his comeback at the NOC.  VERY inspiring condition.  Like looking at lightening>>

So, um, by "lightening" you mean mentally, right? <<BUMP>>

By chance did our boy have a snappy pair of his baggies on, circa 1985, and a newly woven hairpiece?
Nah, Gary's a nice guy... But he's a little sad at this point, isn't he? :-\   It's like Francis Benfatto resurrecting his career...

(The "Connection" = Diana looks like a shriveled up Kelly)

I'll let you decide when you see 'em.  I was VERY inspired. 

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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2006, 12:56:18 PM »
5:40 am - Titus wakes up in CCDC, realizes his dream about sucker-punching Kamali in the middle of his Terminator posing routine will never happen. Goes back to sleep.

6:00 am - Revele sounds. Titus awakes. Picks up copy of Prison Life. Wonders what it takes to get on the cover. Does 100 push ups. Flexes. Cellmate applauds. He's still got it.

6:15 am - Breakfast is served. Oatmeal and a banana. Okay, it's not the Rio buffet, but it's healthy. While cellmate takes crap 3 feet away, Titus swipes and downs celly's oatmeal and banana. Master's Olympia is just weeks away now.

6:36 am - Writes letter to Kelly.  Tries to befriend pigeon nesting just outside cell window.  Turns out pigeon is old friends with Melvin Anthony. Nothing doing.

6:50 am - Cellmate tells Titus he's hungry. Titus unsnaps his pants. Both are satisfied.

7:01 am - Guard tells Titus to get ready for court. Today is a big day. Titus checks hair in mirror. Oops. No hair.

7:20 am - Titus dressed and ready for court. He asks guard to check getbig.com for any updates. Guard tells him someone is mocking his daily routine. Titus instructs guard to PM "I'll be outta here soon, Brother. Watch your back."

...to be continued

Special "Daily Grind" Ed



nice one - more!  ;) we need the comic relief from this painful case
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Re: 03-29-06 - Case Update
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2006, 01:03:31 AM »
When in hell is this trial supposed to start?  ::) >:(

It's damn ridiculous. And we need "O.J. like" coverage once it does.