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bushwaiter

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Im So Lazy
« on: October 14, 2016, 01:10:22 AM »
I keep a giant jar by the bed to piss in so I dont have to get up and walk to the can at night.

Pics of jar if requested
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ratherbebig

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Re: Im So Lazy
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2016, 01:41:19 AM »
if you got a water bed and a hole in it you can fill it every night with piss

the more you piss the warmer it gets so its great for cold winter nights. just a suggestion
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Re: Im So Lazy
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2016, 01:48:55 AM »
When I lived at home the bed was positioned nicely so that I could piss out of the window without getting off the bed
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ratherbebig

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Re: Im So Lazy
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2016, 01:53:18 AM »
if youre into watersports you can get a little action going a few times per night, maybe hooked up to a webcam and broadcast live only to wake up every morning to the sound of ca-ching!
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Re: Im So Lazy
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2016, 02:05:12 AM »
Piss jar of peace.
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Re: Im So Lazy
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2016, 02:14:52 AM »
Pic of either Piss Jar of Peace OR Poverty Bag of Peace
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Re: Im So Lazy
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2016, 03:08:44 AM »
Peace jar of piss.
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Re: Im So Lazy
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2016, 04:16:48 AM »
the key is to not drink anything 12 hours before bedtime
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Re: Im So Lazy
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2016, 04:29:43 AM »
Quote from: bass generator on October 14, 2016, 01:48:55 AM
When I lived at home the bed was positioned nicely so that I could piss out of the window without getting off the bed
When I lived at home I used to piss on the floor when I haven't brought my piss bottle to my room for the night.

Mother was furious.
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Re: Im So Lazy
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2016, 08:16:38 AM »
Quote from: Rusty Trombone on October 14, 2016, 04:29:43 AM
When I lived at home I used to piss on the floor when I haven't brought my piss bottle to my room for the night.

Mother was furious.


I was pissing is your Mother's mouth when compelled.
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