Anybody else go into the woods like Arnold used to?

[Big Flat Bench]

The Oak used to go into the woods with his lifting buddies and cook meat on an open fire and lift weights. They would bring benches and squat stands and lift heavy weights, gorge themselves on meat and guzzle beer. I'm trying to put together a group of guys to do this.

[Board_SHERIF]

2 or 3 times a year.

[ratherbebig]

thats what training should be like.

people have a hard time getting to the gym, but if training would include hanging out, drinking beer and eating meat i bet they would show up.

how did we go from that to training indoors and drinking shakes 

[light weight baby]

thats what training should be like.

people have a hard time getting to the gym, but if training would include hanging out, drinking beer and eating meat i bet they would show up.

how did we go from that to training indoors and drinking shakes 

recipe for dad bod right here

[Henda]

Would rather just train seperatley and drink beer and grill meat outdoors with mates without training.
Who the fuck can be bothered to haul weightlifting equipment down the local woods

[hench]

A 7 and 2 time Mr OK would 

Would rather just train seperatley and drink beer and grill meat outdoors with mates without training.
Who the fuck can be bothered to haul weightlifting equipment down the local woods

[TheShape.]

Don't forget the women they brought too! Or is this something else...

[Simple Simon]

The Oak used to go into the woods with his lifting buddies and cook meat on an open fire and lift weights. They would bring benches and squat stands and lift heavy weights, gorge themselves on meat and guzzle beer. I'm trying to put together a group of guys to do this. butt fuck each other.

fixed

[mass243]

Definitely.

I these days do my training in the woods (yes, I look brutal). No cooking though.
This is enough for us old farts IMO.

[Big Flat Bench]

Would rather just train seperatley and drink beer and grill meat outdoors with mates without training.
Who the fuck can be bothered to haul weightlifting equipment down the local woods

Big strong Alpha studs, that's who.

[local hero]

The Oak used to go into the woods with his lifting buddies and cook meat on an open fire and lift weights. They would bring benches and squat stands and lift heavy weights, gorge themselves on meat and guzzle beer. I'm trying to put together a group of guys to do this.

Only thing you and your guys are lifting is each others shirts....

[Tapeworm]

I never got that expression.  How over-long is someone's shirt if you have to lift it up to access his butthole, especially when he's already bent over? 

Homosexuals are generally snappy dressers.  It's unlikely one would wear such an ill-fitting garment.

[youandme]

lmfao at the thread title.

[youandme]

That was a good book though, read it over 15 years ago and still remember a lot of the chapters about him working out and gripping the barbell in the cold winter months and talking about playing soccer.

[Chidoman]

That was a good book though, read it over 15 years ago and still remember a lot of the chapters about him working out and gripping the barbell in the cold winter months and talking about playing soccerFootball.

Fixed!...

[Tapeworm]

Shoulda called it Boring Ball.

[Chidoman]

Shoulda called it Boring Ball.

That's Because you've been taught not to think, and you're just doing as you're told, hence, Toss-Thingie!

[Tapeworm]

So if I agree that gridiron is Hand Egg then you concede that soccer is Boring Ball.  It's a deal.

[Chidoman]

So if I agree that gridiron is Hand Egg then you concede that soccer is Boring Ball.  It's a deal.

Hand Egg It Is, And Yes, The Bunny Dies On This One!!....

[denarii]

So it's confirmed.  Austria invented the schmoe industry in the 1960s and male bodybuilding never looked back

[FitnessFrenzy]

being in nature with an open fire is very good for the soul.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

The Oak used to go into the woods with his lifting buddies and cook meat on an open fire and lift weights. They would bring benches and squat stands and lift heavy weights, gorge themselves on meat and guzzle beer. I'm trying to put together a group of guys to do this.

Good luck at that, bro.  The only meat out in the woods is hot dogs.

[ratherbebig]

great video of john cleese and he's right

american football is for idiots.

[SquidVicious]

Would rather just train seperatley and drink beer and grill meat outdoors with mates without training.
Who the fuck can be bothered to haul weightlifting equipment down the local woods

The weight equipment stays outside you fucking moron. Since when has a little rust ever impeded some hardcore weightlifting just like when has lack of lube impeded a little buttfucking?

[ratherbebig]

haha he actually thought they would carry the weights with them everytime