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posting every thought that comes to mind
« on: March 29, 2006, 07:20:07 PM »
hi you aussie douchebag!  >:(

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2006, 07:23:26 PM »
its the thought that counts!

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2006, 07:25:07 PM »
seeing as everything is backwards in australia

















does that mean you think with your ass ;D

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2006, 07:29:43 PM »
I do my best thinking first thing in the morning....and allegedly around 3am

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2006, 07:32:07 PM »
as i was sitting in front of the puter
















i thought i smelled rotting fish








turns out is was shareen memons cooter








uncross her eyes and shed be quite a dish!

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2006, 07:37:10 PM »
I would never call myself pipman

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2006, 07:41:01 PM »
in the far awayland down under
















ben eagerly sits on his thumb











fucking pear shaped women is a blunder






but its better than getting none!

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2006, 07:47:02 PM »
Of all the girls on getbig



with all the laughs they gimme



the one that makes me blush the most


















is my special princess Jimmy

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2006, 07:51:26 PM »
Of all the girls on getbig



with all the laughs they gimme



the one that makes me blush the most


















is my special princess Jimmy

 :D



getbig and most dont rhyme shithead >:(









....













4 years without any pussy








and still putting up with tonnes of cunt





would turn me into a wussy










even though i wasnt born a runt ;D

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2006, 08:00:44 PM »
did you clean your room today





did you help 'mom' get your tucker?





tonight shes makin sushi














i know this coz i fucked her!

 :-X





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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2006, 08:06:01 PM »
if i could go back in time like a cosmic vagrant










and buy my mom lots of brew








id make her drink it when she was pregnant










and id come out as dumb as you ;D

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2006, 08:11:37 PM »
whats it like to ride the short bus






are the windows really tasty






you wear your pants above your guts





















And theres pale.........but whats with 'pastey?!


;D

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2006, 08:13:51 PM »
you do allright with the ladies








even though you got a fro








but when they see you naked










they scoff at your 11th toe ;D

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2006, 08:21:57 PM »
when your uncle 'bob' comes bye










does he still call you petals











and does it make you cry


















when he asks you to play 'wrestles'  :D


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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2006, 08:24:03 PM »
if your replies were any weaker












id stop and pull it out








then bust a nut all over your beaker








while i watch your boyfriend pout!

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2006, 08:29:09 PM »
i havent seen a comeback






that bad since 96









when you first got hairs on teh nut sack
























and the 3rd inch on your dick!







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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2006, 08:34:54 PM »
fool, my balls are clean shaven









unlike your womans grill










she calls me to satsity a cravin










cause she knows you never will ;D

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2006, 08:40:37 PM »
when you take your date to dinner




for the first time on the town





you think your on a winner




















when you get a reach around  ;D

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2006, 08:41:13 PM »
FUCK YOU JUDI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2006, 08:48:39 PM »
your funnies left the building










not sure it was ever here










think before you type god willing










and you wont be such a queer!










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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2006, 08:52:47 PM »
as i sit here chillen








i have to let you know









all it takes is penacillin




















to make those blisters go  ;)

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2006, 08:58:49 PM »
preperation h












on your boyfriends rumps










will help you to keep pace









and avoid the speed bumps ;D[move]

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2006, 09:08:14 PM »
if you were sent to prison




even for a day












you'd cum out leaking jism



















and a dancing prancing gay

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2006, 09:13:50 PM »
if youre not even going to try












you should really take a nap












unless i rattle my fly









you should shut your fucking trap!

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Re: posting every thought that comes to mind
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2006, 09:22:10 PM »
as i sit here jerking off













to pictures of your mother
















i know exactly how you feel

















when you spy on your kid brother ;D