Reasons for 240's absence :
1 - Spending the two weeks working with Russia to rig this election.
2 - Was seated at Italian Prime Minister's table at the last Obama State Dinner last night. Reports back that his English is flawless.
3 - Preparing for the act of donning blackface and standing guard at a white precinct this Election Day as a Black Panther, batton in hand, intimidating voters.
4 - Unable to log on because CIA blocks FL internet and cancels all Russian TV programming, begins broadcasting 700 Club 24/7.
5 - He's busy.