I hurt myself today,
to see if I still feel.
I focused on the gains,
the only thing that's real.
The protein makes me swole
with oats to load my carbs.
Try to lift it all away,
but I'm on GetBig all the day...
What have I become,
my dearest Zyzz???
Every gain I make
goes away in the end...
And you could have it all,
my shaker cup and whey.
I won't let you curl
in the squat rack again.