LWB Me, Myself & I

[Costanza]

How's your hairline holding up?

[light weight baby]

How's your hairline holding up?

completely fucked

i hope she doesnt realize or doesnt care

[Costanza]

completely fucked

i hope she doesnt realize or doesnt care

Damn...sorry to hear that.

[light weight baby]

she came to visit me at home today

she spent a few hours in the kitchen cooking me up food for the entire week

after that we ate together, and i tried to get her drunk with champagne

after dinner she said she has to go home now

then i said yes before i rape you

she laughed and then i started groping her and kissing her

she seemed to like it but kept resisting somehow

slid my hand down her panties pussy wet as hell

carried her to my bed room, she still saying no nono but seems like she is not sure what she want

put her on the bed continue rubbing her wet pussy with my hand down her pants

she keeps saying no no no it's too early this and that

eventually i have to stop and she says she's a virgin etc

says i need to wait a month or some shit like that

not sure if srs

virgin at 21 huh

[Skeeter]

she came to visit me at home today

she spent a few hours in the kitchen cooking me up food for the entire week

after that we ate together, and i tried to get her drunk with champagne

after dinner she said she has to go home now

then i said yes before i rape you

she laughed and then i started groping her and kissing her

she seemed to like it but kept resisting somehow

slid my hand down her panties pussy wet as hell

carried her to my bed room, she still saying no nono but seems like she is not sure what she want

put her on the bed continue rubbing her wet pussy with my hand down her pants

she keeps saying no no no it's too early this and that

eventually i have to stop and she says she's a virgin etc

says i need to wait a month or some shit like that

not sure if srs

virgin at 21 huh

[Simple Simon]

she came to visit me at home today

she spent a few hours in the kitchen cooking me up food for the entire week

after that we ate together, and i tried to get her drunk with champagne

after dinner she said she has to go home now

then i said yes before i rape you

she laughed and then i started groping her and kissing her

she seemed to like it but kept resisting somehow

slid my hand down her panties pussy wet as hell

carried her to my bed room, she still saying no nono but seems like she is not sure what she want

put her on the bed continue rubbing her wet pussy with my hand down her pants

she keeps saying no no no it's too early this and that

eventually i have to stop and she says she's a virgin etc

says i need to wait a month or some shit like that

not sure if srs

virgin at 21 huh

[Kwon]

she came to visit me at home today

she spent a few hours in the kitchen cooking me up food for the entire week

after that we ate together, and i tried to get her drunk with champagne

after dinner she said she has to go home now

then i said yes before i rape you

she laughed and then i started groping her and kissing her

she seemed to like it but kept resisting somehow

slid my hand down her panties pussy wet as hell

carried her to my bed room, she still saying no nono but seems like she is not sure what she want

put her on the bed continue rubbing her wet pussy with my hand down her pants

she keeps saying no no no it's too early this and that

eventually i have to stop and she says she's a virgin etc

says i need to wait a month or some shit like that

not sure if srs

virgin at 21 huh

No pic of moster ass? Now poof to?

[Walter Sobchak]

[Chidoman]

This is Halo's Life Fairy Tale summary at this moment:

[light weight baby]

No pic of moster ass? Now poof to?

i was taking pics of that monster ass when she was cooking

but then i thought you can just eat my shit instead

u dont tell me what to do, homo

[Kwon]

[Walter Sobchak]

0.000001% chance this actually happened

[light weight baby]

0.000001% chance this actually happened

for a loser like u

[Walter Sobchak]

for a loser like u

Oooooooooooooh-kaaaaaaaaaaay stud.

We all believe you, you are always SO credible and honest

[light weight baby]

I'm fighting with myself on this issue again

I don't want a girlfriend, because when I am single I can save way more money and retire more early and move to thailand/dominican republic and smash hot young honeys all day long for the rest of my life

i think most guys fall for the pussy trap and end up being a slave to their (ex) wife and children

because they couldnt say no to a young fine honey who wanted to husband them


smh

dunno now i think i should find a way to escape this situation bcs this woman is sinking her hooks into my guns

theoretically i could lead her on a bit and use her for sex and then dump her but that would be too traumatic for my psyche to go thru cant just deal with all that

[light weight baby]

if i continue seeing her it's very likely she'll end up moving in with me, get pregnant from me, start bitching about needing a bigger house, extra car etc etc

and i will be working like crazy not haveing time to work out, etc and i will have zero money lefft each month

jesus i am seeing it in my mind in HD right now

i wanna run away but i'm somehow still wanting to bang her and once i do i'll probably start getting hooked like on meth bcs her ass looks really juicy and she might have a golden pussy

shit!

wish i didnt meet her!!

[Kwon]

i was taking pics of that monster ass when she was cooking

but then i thought you can just eat my shit instead

u dont tell me what to do, homo

In other words, it didn't happen.

[light weight baby]

In other words, it didn't happen.

you are pissing me off stupid cock sucker i will beat your face into pulp one day

[light weight baby]

i really need to stay alone so i can retire in 10 years and sleep late everyday, fuck prostitutes and be happy with no woman destroying my finances

[Primemuscle]

i really need to stay alone so i can retire in 10 years and sleep late everyday, fuck prostitutes and be happy with no woman destroying my finances

Yeah sleeping late is great. It would be better if there was someone else in my bed to cuddle up to.

[_bruce_]

This is Halo's Life Fairy Tale summary at this moment:

Awesome game 

[Kwon]

[calfzilla]

Happy American Thanksgiving of peace kwon.

[light weight baby]

took her out for sushi again tonight

after that took her home

started groping and kissing her

carried her to my bed room

struggled to undress her she keeps saying no but her pussy is wet as fuck

she pulls my dick a little bit she almost sucked it too but she hesistated then didnt do again

was rubbing her pussy it was so wet, tried to fuck her but she desperately keeps saying she's not ready yet (claims to be a virgin)

said you are very ready, refering to her pussywetness, she saids she's not ready in her head

putting my dick on her pussy oh man i just wanna violate her roughly



how is this possible that she is that wet and she still wants to "restrain herself" yet lets me take off all her clothes, rub her pussy, pull it open, mire her monster ass, really spread that pussy and butthole

so is this chick forreal

wtf

hope next time she gives in and lets me hit it

[Simple Simon]

took her out for sushi again tonight

after that took her home

started groping and kissing her

carried her to my bed room

struggled to undress her she keeps saying no but her pussy is wet as fuck

she pulls my dick a little bit she almost sucked it too but she hesistated then didnt do again

was rubbing her pussy it was so wet, tried to fuck her but she desperately keeps saying she's not ready yet (claims to be a virgin)

said you are very ready, refering to her pussywetness, she saids she's not ready in her head

putting my dick on her pussy oh man i just wanna violate her roughly



how is this possible that she is that wet and she still wants to "restrain herself" yet lets me take off all her clothes, rub her pussy, pull it open, mire her monster ass, really spread that pussy and butthole

so is this chick forreal

wtf

hope next time she gives in and lets me hit it

was that lift a PB?