LWB Me, Myself & I

[light weight baby]

LOL, you're the furthest thing away from realistic brother. You need to up the dose of test.  Your estrogen levels are elevated.

what's so unrealistic about banging her asshole?

[JCL]

what's so unrealistic about banging her asshole?

She won't let you fuck her in the ass if she wont let you fuck her in the snatch.  The fact you haven't fucked her yet,i think you might be gay for african guys.

[light weight baby]

She won't let you fuck her in the ass if she wont let you fuck her in the snatch.  The fact you haven't fucked her yet,i think you might be gay for african guys.

of course, she made a joke about fucking her ass and then she asked me to push my dick in her ass

i put the tip to her asshol and started pushing then she laughed and said i need to stop

so she pretended it was a joke

maybe it was or maybe it wasnt

women can be hard to read

[JCL]

of course, she made a joke about fucking her ass and then she asked me to push my dick in her ass

i put the tip to her asshol and started pushing then she laughed and said i need to stop

so she pretended it was a joke

maybe it was or maybe it wasnt

women can be hard to read

LOL, dude you're too much.

[light weight baby]

i think if i can get her drunk i can fuck her asshole

i'm now very fixated on achieving this

the thought of fucking a girl who wants to guard her virginity of the pussy in her ass is just a whole new exciting fantasy to me now

[calfzilla]

of course, she made a joke about fucking her ass and then she asked me to push my dick in her ass

i put the tip to her asshol and started pushing then she laughed and said i need to stop

so she pretended it was a joke

maybe it was or maybe it wasnt

women can be hard to read

You need to come up with a solid game plan to hit it before feb 14, that's just unacceptable.

[light weight baby]

LOL, dude you're too much.

i'm absolutely serious, i think i fucked up

i should have played with her asshole with my fingers first while romantically kissing her etc

not just putting my dick right to her hole

smh i hate myself sometimes

[JCL]

i'm absolutely serious, i think i fucked up

i should have played with her asshole with my fingers first while romantically kissing her etc

not just putting my dick right to her hole

smh i hate myself sometimes

You remind me of my buddy albert, he trolls 100% just like you.  It actually seems like I'm reading his texts when I read your posts.

Your new name is albert 2.0

[light weight baby]

You remind me of my buddy albert, he trolls 100% just like you.  It actually seems like I'm reading his texts when I read your posts.

Your new name is albert 2.0

i'm 100% serious

altho i am aware that it's all sort of comical

but srsly i wanna fuck her asshole now

i think she secretly wants it too

need to gently pervert her mind into accepting and welcoming it

[Howard]

i think if i can get her drunk i can fuck her asshole

i'm now very fixated on achieving this

the thought of fucking a girl who wants to guard her virginity of the pussy in her ass is just a whole new exciting fantasy to me now

You ever had a dark, secret fantasy that a girl plows your fart locker with a strap on?
Not that I ever did...

[Go 4 It]

I can imagine you going to the clubs dress like this dancing the salsa.

No broski, not my style, I always make sure to wear my Superman T-shirt underneath my dress shirts when I go out, in the event they start playing salsa music, I unleash the fury, rip open my shirt and take over the dance floor! Gotta go big or go home!

[light weight baby]

JCL, how am I doing here?

[light weight baby]

next time i'm just going to get her naked tell her i'll give her two  choices, the pussy or the ass, choose wisely

 

[oldschoolfan]

go 4 it,  what about your rocky tank top , that would look good as well.

[Rudee]

AIDS can take up to a year to show. 

Are you positive?

[robcguns]

It shows what race files the most bankruptcies....with over 70% being whites and black people 11% and actually decreasing

That's because the whites want to clear the debt and start over hopefully doing better where as the blacks don't give a fuck and just stay in debt with bad credit for ever.

[robcguns]

many black women HATE White Women... but why? whats not to like 

Cause black women are disgusting and jealous.

[Pray_4_War]

no one is able.

It can't be done.

Stacey Dash is about the only black woman that I find appealing but she has white features.  Maybe Tyra Banks from back in the day?

They are both attractive women but in my opinion they don't get to that top tier level of hotness.

[Skorp1o]

many black women HATE White Women... but why? whats not to like 

If we try to be picky this "white" woman felt the need to enhance her lips and make them bigger....a trait of the darker kind.

Has mascara to darken her faded eye lashes...another trait of the darker kind

Has sunbathed/spray tanned her white skin to make it darker

How white is this white woman?

[Pray_4_War]

Cause black women are disgusting and jealous.

Some people might read this comment and think you are being overly harsh.

What they must understand is that women of all races have no problem shitting all over men who are poor, unattractive, short, bald, fat, etc.

People all have their preferences and if some people are allowed to be 100% honest then so should everyone else.

[Skorp1o]

Problem with black people is their color, hair, genes, lack of brain power, scent and color.

You have bigger problems with your short term memory 

[Hack Benchers]

light weight baby is not anabolichalo.

Same poster actually. I made somwhat of a study of it.

[Tennisballz]

Coleman is a soprano rambling idiot.  He was massive but hardly looked good when he was that big.  And now he can barely move without blowing out a hip.  He's a shining example of why only a fraction of a fraction of a percent of people like the "sport" of bodybuilding.  Coleman the turd is the perfect person for the idiot OP to idolize.  Oh, he also had bitch tits....

[ratherbebig]

he paid the cost to be the boss

you wouldnt understand

[light weight baby]

Coleman is a soprano rambling idiot.  He was massive but hardly looked good when he was that big.  And now he can barely move without blowing out a hip.  He's a shining example of why only a fraction of a fraction of a percent of people like the "sport" of bodybuilding.  Coleman the turd is the perfect person for the idiot OP to idolize.  Oh, he also had bitch tits....

fuck off alti before i break your spine