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Walter Sobchak

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Re: i had a blood test done for std's after smashing all those whores in thailand
« Reply #700 on: December 13, 2016, 08:29:03 PM »
Quote from: light weight baby on December 13, 2016, 09:06:49 AM
you couldnt pull a better looking female if your life depended on it you pathetic keyboard waarrior

Yawn.....
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: i had a blood test done for std's after smashing all those whores in thailand
« Reply #701 on: December 13, 2016, 08:34:22 PM »
Quote from: bigmc on December 13, 2016, 09:08:04 AM
dont mind walter he is just angry because he has been owned off the board so many times

dont expect to see a pic of him anytime soon

Fuck off drug dealer.

We are here to shoot the shit, you're here to deal black market steroids.

Go back to the roid board and your $100 deals on the shitty bathtub drugs you sell.

Fucking mangy kunt selling that shit to kids.
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Re: met a girl tonight at a party, plz analyze if i have a chance (bb related)
« Reply #702 on: December 13, 2016, 10:46:01 PM »
Quote from: light weight baby on December 10, 2016, 04:06:27 AM
i think it's already over

i told her i cant solve all her money issues bcs i'm not her daddy

she never replied to that anymore

I honestly feel bad for you. You can't help yourself, can you? Over and over again, you keep making the same mistakes. Sadly, you are as predictable as the sun rising in the morning.
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Re: i had a blood test done for std's after smashing all those whores in thailand
« Reply #703 on: December 14, 2016, 12:37:16 AM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on December 13, 2016, 08:34:22 PM
Fuck off drug dealer.

We are here to shoot the shit, you're here to deal black market steroids.

Go back to the roid board and your $100 deals on the shitty bathtub drugs you sell.

Fucking mangy kunt selling that shit to kids.


you are the new donny

where is the pic you promised tough guy

crickets.....
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Re: the problem with black people seems to me a combination of 2 factors
« Reply #704 on: December 14, 2016, 01:06:48 AM »
halo i thought of this very plight the other day while listening to these


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Re: i had a blood test done for std's after smashing all those whores in thailand
« Reply #705 on: December 14, 2016, 03:54:38 AM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on December 13, 2016, 02:35:57 PM
Doesn't matter how good looking your are, if you have any amount of muscle on your frame, please please please do not dance. If you have to dance to pick up chicks, you have zero game. Dancing is fucking gay. As cool as Jean Claude is, he looks like a fucking retard here. Girls are the only people on the planet that should dance. Have them dance for you.

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agreed
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light weight baby

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let me educate you on the importance of penis size
« Reply #706 on: December 14, 2016, 07:32:07 AM »
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Re: let me educate you on the importance of penis size
« Reply #707 on: December 14, 2016, 07:36:36 AM »
You have a small dick remember that your baby mama had to buy a huge black dildo to pleasure herself.
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Re: let me educate you on the importance of penis size
« Reply #708 on: December 14, 2016, 07:37:52 AM »
Quote from: 8 INCH not biceps on December 14, 2016, 07:36:36 AM
You have a small dick remember that your baby mama had to buy a huge black dildo to pleasure herself.
it was a green dildo but it was indeed colossal

at least 12" if you ask me
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Re: let me educate you on the importance of penis size
« Reply #709 on: December 14, 2016, 07:54:12 AM »
I couldn't even make it two minutes in.
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Re: let me educate you on the importance of penis size
« Reply #710 on: December 14, 2016, 07:54:34 AM »
Quote from: Nether Animal on December 14, 2016, 07:54:12 AM
I couldn't even make it two minutes in.
the truth can destroy a man
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light weight baby

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going thru my old pics i realized i'm regressing if anything, i think bunk gear
« Reply #711 on: December 14, 2016, 08:23:39 AM »
this is 2-3 years ago i think ???

was looking crazy vascular
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Re: let me educate you on the importance of penis size
« Reply #712 on: December 14, 2016, 08:25:27 AM »
That is why in the old days men marry virgins so even if your dick is 4 inches since that is the only dick she ever felt she will be happy with it.
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Re: let me educate you on the importance of penis size
« Reply #713 on: December 14, 2016, 08:27:03 AM »
Quote from: 8 INCH not biceps on December 14, 2016, 08:25:27 AM
That is why in the old days men marry virgins so even if your dick is 4 inches since that is the only dick she ever felt she will be happy with it.
just bcs a woman is a virgin doesn't mean she will be happy with a micropenis
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Re: going thru my old pics i realized i'm regressing if anything, i think bunk gear
« Reply #714 on: December 14, 2016, 08:28:54 AM »
agust 2016
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Re: going thru my old pics i realized i'm regressing if anything, i think bunk gear
« Reply #715 on: December 14, 2016, 08:29:22 AM »
Buy this kit from dave palumbo and test your gear to see if its real, when you train hard you cant make scammers stop your progress.

http://davepalumbo.com/index.php?option=com_rokecwid#!/ROIDTEST/c/16098002/offset=0&sort=normal
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Re: let me educate you on the importance of penis size
« Reply #716 on: December 14, 2016, 08:39:18 AM »
Mine is "only" 8 inch but women never complained rather the other way around that it was too much for some(which was probably some bs flatter anyways)...

But then again women can push in horse dildos in their vags if they stretch it enough so who cares.... Women have a responsibility to keep their vaginas tight aswell. Nothing worse than a sloppy vagine where it feels you're sticking your cock in a bowl of porage....
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Re: let me educate you on the importance of penis size
« Reply #717 on: December 14, 2016, 08:45:33 AM »
Quote from: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 08:27:03 AM
just bcs a woman is a virgin doesn't mean she will be happy with a micropenis

Just about every ex-wife muttered something about my disappointing Vienna Wiener?
I assumed she disliked my Jimmy Dean turkey sausage links?
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Re: going thru my old pics i realized i'm regressing if anything, i think bunk gear
« Reply #718 on: December 14, 2016, 08:48:35 AM »
Quote from: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 08:28:54 AM
agust 2016

I never had your level of muscularity or lean mass.
BUT, I've heard vascularity is related to low body fat % and genetics.
Maybe the blood vessels don't need to pump as much blood volume or something?

I'd be happy if I ever got my arms over 16" and waist under 40"
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Re: going thru my old pics i realized i'm regressing if anything, i think bunk gear
« Reply #719 on: December 14, 2016, 08:50:40 AM »
Quote from: Howard on December 14, 2016, 08:48:35 AM
I never had your level of muscularity or lean mass.
BUT, I've heard vascularity is related to low body fat % and genetics.
Maybe the blood vessels don't need to pump as much blood volume or something?

I'd be happy if I ever got my arms over 16" and waist under 40"
kill yourself
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Re: going thru my old pics i realized i'm regressing if anything, i think bunk gear
« Reply #720 on: December 14, 2016, 08:56:47 AM »
Quote from: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 08:23:39 AM
this is 2-3 years ago i think ???

was looking crazy vascular

drop carbs for three days and lose the water.
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Re: going thru my old pics i realized i'm regressing if anything, i think bunk gear
« Reply #721 on: December 14, 2016, 09:07:34 AM »
Quote from: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 08:50:40 AM
kill yourself

Hmmm, ya know the embalming fluid could be pumped directly into my arm veins?
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Re: let me educate you on the importance of penis size
« Reply #722 on: December 14, 2016, 09:10:22 AM »
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Re: going thru my old pics i realized i'm regressing if anything, i think bunk gear
« Reply #723 on: December 14, 2016, 09:13:08 AM »
howard can you just FUCK OFF already

nobody likes your unfunny cringe posts

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Re: going thru my old pics i realized i'm regressing if anything, i think bunk gear
« Reply #724 on: December 14, 2016, 09:29:18 AM »
flash of news nobody like your shit too. same thing every time same body same ooogly unga bunga portstiutes who smell like rotten bannanna.

Quote from: light weight baby on December 14, 2016, 09:13:08 AM
howard can you just FUCK OFF already

nobody likes your unfunny cringe posts


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