LWB Me, Myself & I

[Howard]

howard can you just FUCK OFF already

nobody likes your unfunny cringe posts

...said the headless poser of get big?


We used to have a name for girls that needed to cut the head off in a picture.
UGLY 

[Simple Simon]

the truth can destroy a man

 

[Howard]

flash of news nobody like your shit too. same thing every time same body same ooogly unga bunga portstiutes who smell like rotten bannanna.

"Morning Butt musk "

A new cologne from the lightwtbaby slut collection.

[Kwon]

Edo State

[Simple Simon]

[light weight baby]

a lot of coping men probably didnt realize this was a joke about small dicks not big vaginas

[Zillotch]

definitely regressing.

[Mitchul]

you look like shit you child molesting shit licker

[Taffin]

Haha!  Seriously Yamcha, every time I start to ponder/worry over how my internet search history would present itself to friends and family if they stumbled across it for some reason, I'll come across one of your cool gifs or pictures and realise I have absolutely nothing to worry about!  LOL   

https://36.media.tumblr.com/7f70caaafd9edda989783f5bb0960a7f/tumblr_nmd8qzoR7F1tk5o6so1_400.png

[Howard]

https://36.media.tumblr.com/7f70caaafd9edda989783f5bb0960a7f/tumblr_nmd8qzoR7F1tk5o6so1_400.png

True Adonis looking lean and mean with the new hair style

[BananaHammock]

I couldn't even make it two minutes in.

That's what she said

[light weight baby]

I have a 6 and a half incher, 5 inch circumference, never had a single woman I couldn't give multiple orgasms to. Even I was with one girl who it wouldn't fit into (she was Asian). If you have a small dick try an Asian women they are built for that lol.

lmao this post has got to be a joke

[Simple Simon]

lmao this post has got to be a joke

or maybe your cock isnt as big as you think it is

[light weight baby]

or maybe your cock isnt as big as you think it is

did you even watch the video you slow learning mother fucker?

it's one of the only documented cases of a woman telling it how it is regarding cock size matters

[ratherbebig]

important to who?

[ratherbebig]

whats your abs like at that low bodyfat percentance? dont forget that girls are into abs, or so the word is

[light weight baby]

whats your abs like at that low bodyfat percentance? dont forget that girls are into abs, or so the word is

the ideal physique to attract women can be summed up as such

Huge without being stupidly huge, powerful looking, lean without being stupidly lean and imo an aesthetic physique many can appreciate.

[Primemuscle]

it was a green dildo but it was indeed colossal

at least 12" if you ask me

Most women want girth more so than length.

Women in the porn world claim that even though they sometimes must be penetrated by humungous, abnormally large, gargantuan penises that some performers have, in most cases they are just as happy, if not happier with, average penises of the six to seven inch variety because anything larger pokes places that are best left unpoked, and stretches stuff that feels better when not feeling like it is giving birth.

[light weight baby]

Big steroid bodybuilders look retarded walking down the street.

They look like clowns and every one judges them and treats them like circus exhibits.

they wouldnt even get noticed with normal clothes in the street

just attention seekers

[dj181]

need to throw in the slin and gh holmes

[Rusty Trombone]

My ex-thai gf said big steroid bodybuilders look like ugly gorillas, then she walked around like a monkey with imaginary lat syndrome to demonstrate. Maybe she secretly lusts after them?

 

[8 INCH not biceps]

Walking thru the expo to show off your muscles.

[Thespritz0]

I've got a pretty damn good dick for a white boy...   8.5" and THICKER than a toilet paper tube.

[Royalty]

You have narrow clavicles and a thin dick

[Howard]

Walking thru the expo to show off your muscles.

With that massive size melon on his  narrow delts and coke bottle glasses, he looks like "bobble head".

He's pretty ripped and I'm a chunky old douche so wtf.