LWB Me, Myself & I

[light weight baby]

Fair enough. What you gonna do to get another inch? I think you should increase your dosages. Seems like you have the training and eating side of things on point.

i'm going to do whatever it takes

no more cupcakin lolipopin

just gotta find out the right dosages but everybody wanna fool me on this matters

[light weight baby]

prophet muscle is going to bring down piana

[Grape Ape]

Thread synopsis:

OP meets ugly girl
GB suffers through 10 pages of retardation
Even she realizes he's a dipshit and it's over
OP reverts back to same old shit about his arms

[light weight baby]

Thread synopsis:

OP meets ugly girl
GB suffers through 10 pages of retardation
Even she realizes he's a dipshit and it's over
OP reverts back to same old shit about his arms

say that to my face and i will break your spine like a german shepherd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coward!!!

professional typist!!!

[calfzilla]

Sounds like a good plan halo. She was out to destroy you. Plus there is a chance that after a few days she will feel bad and be like ok you can hit it tonight!

[light weight baby]

Sounds like a good plan halo. She was out to destroy you. Plus there is a chance that after a few days she will feel bad and be like ok you can hit it tonight!

once i get 19" arms i will get a lot of pussy anyway

[Grape Ape]

say that to my face and i will break your spine like a german shepherd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coward!!!

professional typist!!!

This was my expression after reading the last insult.



I'll need to reflect on this.

[Henda]

Saying you have a bigger cock than bostin is like saying you are more likeable than shizzo or less poor than vince goodrum.
I think people will feel no need to question or require verification of your claim any time soon

[light weight baby]

Saying you have a bigger cock than bostin is like saying you are more likeable than shizzo or less poor than vince goodrum.
I think people will feel no need to question or require verification of your claim any time soon

piana is full of it

his dick is not big

i've studied his sparkling thong bulge

[Twaddle]

piana is full of it

his dick is not big

i've studied his sparkling thong bulge

You seem to be really fixated on penis size lately.   

[_aj_]

once i get 19" arms i will get a lot of pussy anyway

You have to stay focused on what's really important here: arms.

[Hack Benchers]

You have to stay focused on what's really important here: arms.

Arms = pistols and shotguns for pointing at people right?

[light weight baby]

You have to stay focused on what's really important here: arms.

I use the maslov pyramid principle

[Hack Benchers]

I use the maslov pyramid principle

Put german cars before arms right now you fool! Expensive german car trumps everything else and should be your first basic need.

[light weight baby]

Put german cars before arms right now you fool! Expensive german car trumps everything else and should be your first basic need.

you can buy a car but you cant buy epic arms

[light weight baby]

FUCKED TWO PROSTITUTES JUST NOW AND TRICKED ONE OF THEM INTO NO CONDOM SEX BUSTED IN HER VAG
cliffs

-went to red light
-was looking for that prostitute that serviced me so well a few days ago with worshipping my body etc
-didnt find her
-took one desperate looking old black bitch with a smashing body tho
-looked over 40 with a drug problem
-give her 25 euros
-upon close inspection the body is real real nice, pussy also, not busted whatsoever
-she sucks me real real real good
-smash her real hard and a lot in doggy
-cant cum bcs condom and possibly prolactin issues from roids
-call it a day but commend her on being such a fine ho who fucks hard


now i go to the window of the hooker i was looking for
she's actually there now, just opening shop
go in right away
give her 30 euro
she is mirin my physique
tell her she looks like a dime piece nollywood actress (she does)
tell her i admire her hairy body (those cute baby nigress hairs all over the torso and also hair asshole
face is real nice
body also
we spend a lot of time cuddling and playing love
mention i had an STD test and was all good
mention i broke up with my gold digging virgin gf
tell her i broke up with her bcs i love you (the prostitute)
start massaging her clit with the head of my dick
want to put it in but she insists on condom
smash her for a while with a condom but call it a day bcs cant cum
tell her i cant fuck with a condom etc
she says yes but you have to blabla
i pull her on top of me
put the tip of my dick on her pussy
it's really wet
she says i cant put it in
i pull her pusy over my dic
it's in
it's finally happening guys
she looks confused
gives in
roll over and start pounding her missionary
roll her over and start pounding her doggy
i bust a huge load in her pussy
she panics a bit and cleans herself up
tells me we are not doing this next time

feels so good man

feels so good

i smashed a dime piece hooker RAW NO PULLING OUT for 30 euro

like a fucking boss

man

this is alpha male type shit

ronnie coleman would be proud

[light weight baby]

i was supposed to meet up with my honey but i cancelled the appointment and i think she got the idea, she was texting me "are you breaking up with me?? " and shit like that, didnt reply

she also called me up but i didnt reply

then i rolled up to the red light bcs i need to stay strong

prostitutes always build up my psychological strength to treat women like crap and like a boss

[Hack Benchers]

you can buy a car but you cant buy epic arms

If you have an expensive german car epic arms are irrelevant.
You know and understand this. That is why you stopped improving you arms since 2014 to focus on getting the merc. A wise move on your part.

I drive a Skoda Octavia. Although a solid brand new car epic arms would benefit my case.

[Hack Benchers]

FUCKED TWO PROSTITUTES JUST NOW AND TRICKED ONE OF THEM INTO NO CONDOM SEX BUSTED IN HER

The prostitute stories are getting old.

[light weight baby]

If you have an expensive german car epic arms are irrelevant.
You know and understand this. That is why you stopped improving you arms since 2014 to focus on getting the merc. A wise move on your part.

I drive a Skoda Octavia. Although a solid brand new car epic arms would benefit my case.

well i do drive a mercedes but it's an old model

dont want to spend a lot of money on purchasing a car

when i really make it i can have a new mercedes company car, that will be better than buying one

[light weight baby]

The prostitute stories are getting old.

you are just getting old and impotent if these stories dont make you hard

[Hack Benchers]

you are just getting old and impotent if these stories dont make you hard

I will admit I am impotent. But not old.

[Hack Benchers]

well i do drive a mercedes but it's an old model

dont want to spend a lot of money on purchasing a car

when i really make it i can have a new mercedes company car, that will be better than buying one

Old E class perhaps? Some details?

[light weight baby]

Old E class perhaps? Some details?

clk coupe which is the same car as e coupe pretty much but there was no e coupe in that generation

at least that's my understanding

kinda out dated but not bad, still a big shiny german car

[#1GymRat]

no get harder noing that girls look like ant jermimo indiano jones bone in nose and moss in pussy coconut ugly ooga booga jungle with you and you dumb same body making mess and paying all your dollors. ha ha! all lies telling same story and not telling the truth.

start culb yet? no lies!
big arm yet? no lies? body same
get girls yet? no-lies! pay portstitues all dollors so you have no money to start club and clean toilet shit
get other girl who normal regular yet? no lies!

same face book shit all this time

you are just getting old and impotent if these stories dont make you hard