Author Topic: LWB Me, Myself & I (Read 91751 times)

Hack Benchers · « **Reply #800 on:** December 16, 2016, 01:41:48 PM »

Quote from: light weight baby on December 16, 2016, 01:15:33 PM

clk coupe which is the same car as e coupe pretty much but there was no e coupe in that generation

at least that's my understanding

kinda out dated but not bad, still a big shiny german car

No need to defend your purchase. Clk is a fine MB model.
I agree on not spending money on cars. Corporate car is the way to go.

light weight baby · « **Reply #801 on:** December 16, 2016, 01:46:15 PM »

Quote from: Hack Benchers on December 16, 2016, 01:41:48 PM

No need to defend your purchase. Clk is a fine MB model.
I agree on not spending money on cars. Corporate car is the way to go.

realistically best case scenario i'm just going to get a c class or cla with a small engine

but it will be brand new and in perfect condition and most important of all it will be pretty much FREE

hope i can get there

that's the good life

Simple Simon · « **Reply #802 on:** December 16, 2016, 02:37:40 PM »

Quote from: light weight baby on December 16, 2016, 12:55:30 PM

FUCKED TWO PROSTITUTES JUST NOW AND TRICKED ONE OF THEM INTO NO CONDOM SEX BUSTED IN HER VAG
cliffs

-went to red light
-was looking for that prostitute that serviced me so well a few days ago with worshipping my body etc
-didnt find her
-took one desperate looking old black bitch with a smashing body tho
-looked over 40 with a drug problem
-give her 25 euros
-upon close inspection the body is real real nice, pussy also, not busted whatsoever
-she sucks me real real real good
-smash her real hard and a lot in doggy
-cant cum bcs condom and possibly prolactin issues from roids
-call it a day but commend her on being such a fine ho who fucks hard

now i go to the window of the hooker i was looking for
she's actually there now, just opening shop
go in right away
give her 30 euro
she is mirin my physique
tell her she looks like a dime piece nollywood actress (she does)
tell her i admire her hairy body (those cute baby nigress hairs all over the torso and also hair asshole
face is real nice
body also
we spend a lot of time cuddling and playing love
mention i had an STD test and was all good
mention i broke up with my gold digging virgin gf
tell her i broke up with her bcs i love you (the prostitute)
start massaging her clit with the head of my dick
want to put it in but she insists on condom
smash her for a while with a condom but call it a day bcs cant cum
tell her i cant fuck with a condom etc
she says yes but you have to blabla
i pull her on top of me
put the tip of my dick on her pussy
it's really wet
she says i cant put it in
i pull her pusy over my dic
it's in
it's finally happening guys
she looks confused
gives in
roll over and start pounding her missionary
roll her over and start pounding her doggy
i bust a huge load in her pussy
she panics a bit and cleans herself up
tells me we are not doing this next time

feels so good man

feels so good

i smashed a dime piece hooker RAW NO PULLING OUT for 30 euro

like a fucking boss

man

this is alpha male type shit

ronnie coleman would be proud

I would be careful if I were you, its stories like this that finished Uncle Junior..

light weight baby · « **Reply #803 on:** December 16, 2016, 02:42:52 PM »

Quote from: Be There on December 16, 2016, 02:37:40 PM

I would be careful if I were you, its stories like this that finished Uncle Junior..

u mean he got aids?

light weight baby · « **Reply #804 on:** December 16, 2016, 03:10:04 PM »

http://www.nnc.be/nl-BE/Aanbod/Detail?vehicleId=604209

455 horse powers

Tennisballz · « **Reply #805 on:** December 16, 2016, 04:08:17 PM »

It's all imaginary....so why go used? Just get a new car. Go for a super car, maybe one that's a couple million. You could drive it around on imaginary streets with those imaginary black chicks of yours. At stop lights you can flex those imaginary pimply arms. It could be great! You

light weight baby · « **Reply #806 on:** December 16, 2016, 04:09:39 PM »

Quote from: Tennisballz on December 16, 2016, 04:08:17 PM

It's all imaginary....so why go used? Just get a new car. Go for a super car, maybe one that's a couple million. You could drive it around on imaginary streets with those imaginary black chicks of yours. At stop lights you can flex those imaginary pimply arms. It could be great! You

jealous?

it's not imaginary

i'm actually going to buy this car you stupid cuck

Skeletor · « **Reply #807 on:** December 16, 2016, 04:10:40 PM »

137k Euros?

light weight baby · « **Reply #808 on:** December 16, 2016, 04:12:45 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on December 16, 2016, 04:10:40 PM

137k Euros?

i can easily afford that off my golden record royalties

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #809 on:** December 16, 2016, 04:14:54 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on December 16, 2016, 04:10:40 PM

137k Euros?

Shit dude, at the rate it's falling, it'll be under $100k us soon.

light weight baby · « **Reply #810 on:** December 16, 2016, 04:16:25 PM »

actually this one is more affordable

http://www.nnc.be/nl-BE/Aanbod/Detail?vehicleId=605424

8 INCH not biceps · « **Reply #811 on:** December 16, 2016, 04:19:11 PM »

You are crazy I have a 2011 s class s550 I bought it for $25,000 cars are depreciating assets I never spend a lot of money on them I buy them used.

light weight baby · « **Reply #812 on:** December 16, 2016, 04:20:19 PM »

Quote from: 8 INCH not biceps on December 16, 2016, 04:19:11 PM

You are crazy I have a 2011 s class s550 I bought it for $25,000 cars are depreciating assets I never spend a lot of money on them I buy them used.

we dont really have much of those very powerful engines around

most of the second hand market is E220 etc

light weight baby · « **Reply #813 on:** December 16, 2016, 04:23:57 PM »

what age /mileage is the "sweet spot" for buying mercedes second hand?

2-3 years or more?

8 INCH not biceps · « **Reply #814 on:** December 16, 2016, 04:37:52 PM »

Quote from: light weight baby on December 16, 2016, 04:23:57 PM

what age /mileage is the "sweet spot" for buying mercedes second hand?

2-3 years or more?

My mercedes is 4 years old and it gives me no problems, but that is because I got a certified pre owned that means it was checked inside out to make sure there are no problems, if you are buying from some dude make sure to get a certified mercedes tech guy check it out to make sure that there are no problems, also I would not buy a mercedes that has more than 75,000 miles on it.

SGT BARNES · « **Reply #815 on:** December 16, 2016, 06:40:47 PM »

sure you are daisy

SGT BARNES · « **Reply #816 on:** December 16, 2016, 06:48:21 PM »

Quote from: light weight baby on December 16, 2016, 05:32:05 AM

piana is full of it

his dick is not big

i've studied his sparkling thong bulge

L W bitch finally says something we all know to be true....he studies dicks

Griffith · « **Reply #817 on:** December 16, 2016, 11:07:17 PM »

Russian roulette of peace.

light weight baby · « **Reply #818 on:** December 17, 2016, 02:55:34 AM »

light weight baby · « **Reply #819 on:** December 17, 2016, 03:53:26 AM »

the truth can destroy a person but the truth is also the truth

rocco-x · « **Reply #820 on:** December 17, 2016, 04:38:55 AM »

Most women I bang have a blindfold or a hood on so there's minimal identification to me or my little fella.

robcguns · « **Reply #821 on:** December 17, 2016, 06:45:48 AM »

Didn't watch video as black women disgust me and watching a ghetto trash black bitch discuss cock size would prob make me vomit.Black women should just shut up as nothing they say matters.she is an animal and should be fucked by horses.