Pls go on....
walking home after night out, two girls arguing, i walked past and ignored them, one shouted at me and came up behind me, I turned around, she ripped my sweater and punched me in the face, I knocked her out, her fat mate came at me with a glass in her hand she had obviously stolen from the pub, she said "You wont do that to me, Im hard me", I knocked her out with a single punch.
A police car pulled up and I was thrown in the back, if it hadnt been for my friend who spoke to the officers I may have been arrested and charged, once the girls came around their behaviour towards the officer satisfied him enough to let me go on my way.