Some Woman Was Yelling At Me At Ralph's!

[Fallsview]

Went grocery shopping for some things today: Beer, Sushi, Ribeyes, Grapes, Gogurts, Pudding cups,

I had my son with me and put him in the car and loaded the groceries up.

Left the cart on the side.

Woman in leggings and one of those aerobic tops that hooks the thumb asked me why I can't bring the cart back to the corral.

I lost it.

I have a child in the car you stupid bitch. Are you that much of an ignorant kunnt you have to play cart police? I'd put my foot up your ass if I didn't have my kid. Mind you I got out of my Honda and shut the door while I addressed this bitch.  

I drove off but got pulled over down the street.

Cop came up to the car and asked why I was harassing a woman? I told him first, she engaged me, and was making it a big deal why I didn't bring a fucking shopping cart back to the corral. I told him I have a child in the car and it is illegal for me to leave that child unattended and she should mind her own fucking business.

Cop says Ok, have a nice day.

Check one off the good guys.

[Chadwick The Beta]

What "son" ??  Your black wife dumped you and you were shooting blanks anyhow.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Lol. I'm not Alex but I have a hummer like him.  

On a side note. Can't stand those fucking thumb sleeves shit.

[Fallsview]

Lol. I'm not Alex but I have a hummer like him.  

On a side note. Can't stand those fucking thumb sleeves shit.

Huh?

[johnnynoname]

"Ralph's" is a supermarket that can only be found in CA



....hmmm?

[C-BuZz]

Pretty cool story. I actually enjoyed it. Action/adventure/violence with a pinch of humour. Was missing the sexual innuendos & gaping asshole pix but understood due to the fact you had your kid with you.

All while sipping my soy cappacino in the foodcourt while browsing getbig on my mobile of course.

[The Scott]

Gosh...the only way to improve on this torrid tale of testosterone gone wild is if the woman in question was married to the steroid guy at church.

[Griffith]

People should mind their own business.

[_bruce_]

"Should of" shut her up with a burger and positive mental projection.

[rocco-x]

I'm waiting for the movie to come out...maybe direct to Netflix.

[C-BuZz]

I'm waiting for the movie to come out...maybe direct to Netflix.

Direct to putlocker.

[CalvinH]

Getting very boring.

[Fallsview]

Getting very boring.

Yes thats exactly what the men say while having sex with you. You've been a very big pathetic slob since day one. Fuck off now. Fuck off hard, Fuck off forever.

[CalvinH]

Yes thats exactly what the men say while having sex with you. You've been a very big pathetic slob since day one. Fuck off now. Fuck off hard, Fuck off forever.

Still boring...

[CalvinH]

Zzzz...I'm gonna go crank some Skynyrd now before your posts put me to sleep.

[Fallsview]

Zzzz...I'm gonna go crank some Skynyrd now before your posts put me to sleep.

Which Skynyrd? Hopefully not the Gary's mess of a band. Do you know I have Steve's luggage tag from the crash?

[johnnynoname]

ya know---i've actually had sex with a fair amount of black women (i know I set myself up there for some sort of "funny reply" btw)


anyway fucking a black woman takes A LOT of energy out of man....you need days to recover from it yo....legit

I preface that because Alex either has some sort of Wolverine like recovery powers or he isn't getting any at all because the dude has way too much energy to spend on this boring gimmick

[CalvinH]

Which Skynyrd? Hopefully not the Gary's mess of a band. Do you know I have Steve's luggage tag from the crash?

Nah not that cover band.
For $10,000 you can get one of the less then 100 made copies of Allen's Gibson Explorer made with Korina wood. It even has the faded/missing paint areas on the back of the neck and bottom of the guitar.


...the missing paint on the back was from when my brother picked up the guitar and it stuck to the guitar stand. Allen was in the hospital and the guitar was sitting in a studio in Florida so long that when my brother picked it up it stuck to the stand then the stand fell off and took some paint with it.

[Princess L]

Went grocery shopping for some things today: Beer, Sushi, Ribeyes, Grapes, Gogurts, Pudding cups,

I had my son with me and put him in the car and loaded the groceries up.

Left the cart on the side.

Woman in leggings and one of those aerobic tops that hooks the thumb asked me why I can't bring the cart back to the corral.

I lost it.

I have a child in the car you stupid bitch. Are you that much of an ignorant kunnt you have to play cart police? I'd put my foot up your ass if I didn't have my kid. Mind you I got out of my Honda and shut the door while I addressed this bitch.  

I drove off but got pulled over down the street.

Cop came up to the car and asked why I was harassing a woman? I told him first, she engaged me, and was making it a big deal why I didn't bring a fucking shopping cart back to the corral. I told him I have a child in the car and it is illegal for me to leave that child unattended and she should mind her own fucking business.

Cop says Ok, have a nice day.

Check one off the good guys.

You've always claimed to be too affluent and refined to shop at such a lowbrow place like Ralph's.  

It is my business when your stray cart hits my door or prevents me from parking.  Demonstrate a lesson in respect and civility for others to your kid and walk a few extra steps you lazy fuck.

[Erik C]

Your problem is that you have daily confrontations with complete nobodies, because even they can recognize that you are a total asshole.

Hope this helps!

[Simple Simon]

Your problem is that you have daily confrontations with complete nobodies, because even they can recognize that you are a total asshole.

Hope this helps!

I thought everyone knew none of these stories were true?

[Skeeter]

Went grocery shopping for some things today: Beer, Sushi, Ribeyes, Grapes, Gogurts, Pudding cups,

I had my son with me and put him in the car and loaded the groceries up.

Left the cart on the side.

Woman in leggings and one of those aerobic tops that hooks the thumb asked me why I can't bring the cart back to the corral.

I lost it.

I have a child in the car you stupid bitch. Are you that much of an ignorant kunnt you have to play cart police? I'd put my foot up your ass if I didn't have my kid. Mind you I got out of my Honda and shut the door while I addressed this bitch.  

I drove off but got pulled over down the street.

Cop came up to the car and asked why I was harassing a woman? I told him first, she engaged me, and was making it a big deal why I didn't bring a fucking shopping cart back to the corral. I told him I have a child in the car and it is illegal for me to leave that child unattended and she should mind her own fucking business.

Cop says Ok, have a nice day.

Check one off the good guys.

Put your cart away you lazy prick. 

[Fallsview]

You've always claimed to be too affluent and refined to shop at such a lowbrow place like Ralph's.  

It is my business when your stray cart hits my door or prevents me from parking.  Demonstrate a lesson in respect and civility for others to your kid and walk a few extra steps you lazy fuck.

NO ITS NOT YOUR BUSINESS STUPID! Back in the 1970's early 1980's stores didn't have corrals...THEY HIRED PEOPLE TO PICK UP CARTS. Did they pass the savings to you? NO!
Are you that uneducated of a woman to know its against the law to leave your child unattended in a car? Even paying for gas, someone can car jack your car with your child in it. A friend of ours was yelled at by a CHiPs because she paid for gas and left the child in the car. No fine or anything else happened, just yelling and making her out to be a bad mom. She was devastated.
Plus, do you know my vehicle is around $193,000 with all the extra's I've done to it? How much would a simple scratch in your Chevy Bolt cost to fix?
You're an uneducated serf.

Tip: Don't have kids...you'll probably lose one...or worse.

[Taffin]

NO ITS NOT YOUR BUSINESS STUPID! Back in the 1970's early 1980's stores didn't have corrals...THEY HIRED PEOPLE TO PICK UP CARTS. Did they pass the savings to you? NO!
Are you that uneducated of a woman to know its against the law to leave your child unattended in a car? Even paying for gas, someone can car jack your car with your child in it. A friend of ours was yelled at by a CHiPs because she paid for gas and left the child in the car. No fine or anything else happened, just yelling and making her out to be a bad mom. She was devastated.
Plus, do you know my vehicle is around $193,000 with all the extra's I've done to it? How much would a simple scratch in your Chevy Bolt cost to fix?
You're an uneducated serf.

Tip: Don't have kids...you'll probably lose one...or worse.

Ooh, sounds a lot nicer than my old POS - can we see a picture please?

[Fallsview]

Nah not that cover band.
For $10,000 you can get one of the less then 100 made copies of Allen's Gibson Explorer made with Korina wood. It even has the faded/missing paint areas on the back of the neck and bottom of the guitar.


...the missing paint on the back was from when my brother picked up the guitar and it stuck to the guitar stand. Allen was in the hospital and the guitar was sitting in a studio in Florida so long that when my brother picked it up it stuck to the stand then the stand fell off and took some paint with it.

I thought that was Kent who picked up the guitar and it stuck? The guitar was in Allen's house. He had since given up playing it and when he tried years earlier his fingers had hurt since the blisters were gone. Allen's father was the only one that cared. His mother was a POS and Allen had nothing to do with her. Allen had a death wish after Kathy died. He would fall asleep in his chair with lit cigerettes that would burn down to his skin. Sad shape Allen was in. Whats even more sad is his one daughter is committed. They were playing around, could be 79 or 81 and she fell off her ride along toy and smashed her head. To this day we really don't know if Allen was indeed driving that jeep that killed his girlfriend. He might have just took the fall for her since he felt guilty losing two women he loved. Total bad luck that group had.